PAIRING: Tomgreg SUMMARY:

You know that vine where two guys went up to a homophobic man and kissed in front of him? Can you imagine if seperately Reddie went to support the LGBT+ rally and Richie grabs Eddie to kiss in front of someone as a what's wrong with this?? and later was like "hey since we kissed and I very much liked it, would you want to get a drink with me after this?"

PAIRING: a/b/o! tomgreg

SUMMARY:

“I just want you to smell me? And let me know what you honestly think.”

Greg could only look down at him with a furrow in his brow, “new cologne or?”

Tom snorted a quick, “No, you idiot,” before he gave him a big smile, trying his best to de-escalate the realness of the request that followed, “I want you to scent me.”

I haven't been using Tumblr all that much and it's mostly because of all the spam bots that I keep getting notifs about following me :(

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

*the losers get superpowers*

Bev: What's your power, Eddie?

Eddie: I'm not sure. Maybe I didn't get one?

Richie: You're already a mess anyway. Who needs a superpower on top of that?

Richie's thoughts: iloveyoueddieiloveyoueddieiloveyou

Eddie: .. OH.

Richie: What? What is it?

Can you imagine Reddie attempting to do ASMR??

My friend sent me a cute clip of Celebrity First Dates Hotel where the show sets up two people... all I could think of is what if Reddie were actors (Richie from SNL naturally) and people adored their interactions from one film they did together.

Imagine if the show put Richie and Eddie on a blind date - both are surprised to see each other but laugh because they had no idea and obviously the date goes really well (and the shows ratings skyrocket obvsly).

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

To actually make myself finish my current reddie fic and wait till after to write other reddie fics or write everything I can and worry about my fear of not committing existencial crisis later ??