I Miss Posting About Reddie, I Should Read/watch The Story Again Because I Miss Thinking About How Much

Can you imagine being a fan of Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier the comedian, who made jokes about women and his dick but then went on hiatus and came back with the paparazzi showing images of him being affectionate towards another man and then they get married and Richie looks incredibly happy and all of the sudden you're a bigger fan?!

Richie: you got married and divorced? To, what, a woman?

Eddie: no, a man actually.

Richie: you... wait what? Excuse me? A man? You mean I could have shoot my shot when we were kids?! Are you kidding me?

Ghost!Stan: I fucking told you bitch

Imagine Bev needing a model for her clothing alterations and she uses Eddie because of his small frame and she's inspired to do overly sexy outfits and then Richie accidently comes in and he just mentally checks out

it's me and the four people on ao3 who understand my favorite character in the exact same way against the world

Your posts are seriously the BEST thing ever.

Omgg this touches my hearttttt AND SOUL

Don’t judge me but I had a thought. What if Reddie were in an AU where people were animal shifters with ears and a tail... because it’d be harder to deny their feelings when their tails are moving like woowooowoo!!, like Richie’s would go crazy every time!!!

I didn't expect all of you to follow my trash blog but wowww. Should I make myself attempt a reddie fic when I get to 100?? Im nervouss

SEQUEL. Please read the first part of you haven't yet 🩷

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

Greg took a step back, away from more prodding, but his hands were ready to hold Tom back. “But they didn’t look, like, grossed out! If anything they seemed kind of impressed with me.”

“Because they think you’re fucking your boss!” Tom roar filled every crevice of the room.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

Eddie made a bulk order of regular running shorts but ends up getting these, and he wants to call and complain but Richie is like WELL HANG ON A SEX- I MEAN SEC.... maybe you should give them ago????

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