I Read Your Fic “Smash Or Pass” A Couple Of Months Ago And It’s So Cute And Well Written! But I

What if Eddie got drunk for the first time with the gang and he's actually an affectionate drunk and Richie doesn't know what to do because usually Eddie is mean but now he can't even pry Eddie off of him but it wasn't like he wanted to anyway

Can someone write a modern!AU of Reddie as twitch streamers and how naturally their audience ships them and they either are already together secretly or not, or get together??????

comfrey definitely had to endure greg talking about tom for the entirety of their 2.5 dates

Imagine a reddie fic where they've danced around each other for so long and Richie taking the initiative and trying to not throw up by ensuring Eddie will come see his band and then they cover eddie, my love??????

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

I just watched Chaos Walking and you can bet there should be a reddie where the boys are finding it hard to control their thoughts.

Richie: //he's so pretty stop the thoughts!!! He's looking here he's looking at me! Stop thinking!! I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier fuck//

The thing is, Richie made fun of Eddie for having a fannypack and I just realized I do that to my best friends who also wear them... and I never got the connection.

(only difference is my friends are a gay couple lol)

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

Vampire!Reddie- Eddie is a pedantic kind of vampire. He goes to a hotel bar and this man, Richie, practically falls into his lap without him needing to pull anything. They go up to the room (Eddie insisting on bringing a glass of orange juice into the bedroom), making out, Eddie sits on top of him and bites - expecting the other man to freak out and struggle - but Richie groans "god, you're giving me a huge boner right now."

And Eddie, surprised, after he's done drinking, says "well if you drink all of your orange juice, you can fuck me" - and Richie quickly gulps the juice and get down to business.

So we all know Richie's manager is basically an Eddie knockoff so imagine if Eddie decided to be an entertainments manager instead of a risk analyst and this giant mess of a man Richie has been placed into his tiny little hands to manage