Imagine If Reddie Kiss Without The Others Knowing Except Richie Has Braces And Eddie Cut His Lip From

Richie: you got married and divorced? To, what, a woman?

Eddie: no, a man actually.

Richie: you... wait what? Excuse me? A man? You mean I could have shoot my shot when we were kids?! Are you kidding me?

Ghost!Stan: I fucking told you bitch

Listen, I know I already requested for a fic but I love how Richie has a size kink with Eddie by saying how small he is... but also I want a fic where they’re adults and everyone lives and Richie finds out Eddie still wears his tiny lil shorts

Can you imagine a modern AU reddie where Richie always talks about he and Eddie's wedding and what it'll be like and Eddie's like "???? We aren't even dating yet??" but it wasn't like he was going to say no

Richie: Hey, I didn't catch your name...?

Eddie: I didn't throw it.

Richie: *heart soars*

i think that not only does tom have a lot of love inside of him but a lot of poetry inside of him too, and that's a tragedy all its own because the thing about poetry is that it's by definition honest, and that means his love and his poetry has so little room to intersect outside of some deep and secret place. bc being honest about that would kill him

Reddie prom fics are the cutest thingsssss

Imagine Eddie wanting to escape his mother and hiding the fact that he's royalty by stowing away on some pirate ship as his last option, only to be found out by said pirates and they're all surprisingly friendly and one in particular is already very attached to him

EDITTTTT

Okay but I desire a fic where Eddie announces that he wants to try foods his mother never lets him eat and Richie volunteers to help him.

Say for instance Eddie tries a greasy burger and he's like "mmmmmmm this is so good" and Richie just watches him with a smile on his face

Here me out. Eddie, a risk analysist, using a computer and needs to call I.T. and it's an asshole by the name of Richie.