Imagine If Reddie Got Together As Young Adults And Richie Is So Goddamn Happy And So Excited That The

the fact that tom is nice to service workers is all the proof you need that his thing with having power over greg isn't just about needing to exert power over someone and get away with it. like in that one deleted scene from 1x9 when he says "i beat up on you bc you can take it" he definitely means it. he would NOT treat greg the way he does if 1) he didn't see him as being on equal footing to begin with (and therefore allowing the possibility that greg may exert power back) or 2) if greg specifically did not make him feel so much

I can't stop all these ideas guys I'm sorry but Bev teaching Eddie how to dance seductively and Richie at a goddamn loss for words is something I need to read. (Had the idea from Depeche Mode's Dirt song!)

Fic!Stan really will always be that bitch.

Like if Richie were to take his shirt off and there were scratches on it and people would be like "damn who is she, man??" and Stan would look at Eddie and be like "you really need to cut your nails"

And i love that.

Those reddie fics where Eddie is the pastor's son got me in all kinds of ways

totally normal things like when your wife's cousin admits to watching you carefully for six hours to see if you've smiled.

Imagine Eddie stretching in the park, and he reaches down to touch his toes in his shorts and hears "sweet jesus" behind him. He looks up quickly and the man scrambles away fast and walks right into a tree.

R: Ow

E: *snorts* Are you okay?

The idea of Richie sneaking into Eddie's room is cute but also the idea of Richie having to hide somewhere IN THE ROOM if Sonia comes in gives me feels because I can imagine

Sonia: What was that sound, Eddie-bear? Why are your lips so red?

What if there's a fic where Richie is famous and Eddie, for the life of him doesn't know WHY maybe because he's kind of hot... follows him on IG.

Richie posts a story where he's at somewhere gross or touching something and Eddie couldn't stop himself leaving a comment, something like "That's so unsanitary, do you know you could get a disease from that, asshole?" and didn't realise the comment gets sent as a DM until he gets a response back something like "damn talk dirty to me more hotstuff," and now Richie won't leave him alone

Here me out. Eddie, a risk analysist, using a computer and needs to call I.T. and it's an asshole by the name of Richie.

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF