The Lyrics From She Wants Revenge "Tear You Apart" Sounds Like The Hottest Reddie Fic Okay

The shifter AU thing... y e a h. IMAGINE Eddie being all like 'Richie, you're not funny at all' while his tail and ears are all twitchy and his pupils are BLOWN with affection. All the Losers exchanging knowing looks at the way Richie's tail starts wagging every time Eddie comes into the room, before he even LOOKS at him (Eddie is the only one who doesn't notice-- he's hardly ever seen Richie's tail NOT wag??)

Omgggg!! YESSS. And Eddie always pretends he's barely listening to Richie but his ears are clearly perked up in his direction!

The gang are just ಠ-ಠ

The height difference is so good, and the way Richie's got the broad shoulders and Eddie is pretty slender on the whole, but I LOVE that Richie just mentally exaggerates the size difference between them, like it doesn't occur to him that ANYONE could be more smol than Eddie and he just needs a way to hide the fact that he needs to blurt out how small (read: cute) Eddie is at all times and he ABSOLUTELY gets off on this at least aesthetically if not in a sexy way. (1/2)

Richie: Well we gotta watch out for Eddie, he's like a little ant! He'll get squashed! Look at his tiny little body

Eddie: I'm not that small, asshole! We're not all fucking giant gangly bears like you! With your big fucking shoulders

Ben: this is a weird conversation...

Okay but this is me and im so sorry

I always love joining a fandom where if it was mlm, there'll also be fics of them as wlw and honestly I think it was one of the catalysts that made me realise my sexuality. So keep THAT up, indefinitely.

Thank you xx

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

(night before The Munsters ep, where Greg was way too chummy around Tom)

“I could what? What are you about to say, Gregory? Go on.”

Greg inhaled through his nose, a look of nerves and boldness that Tom rarely sees. “I think if you got fucked hard, you’d calm down a bit.”

Imagine if Richie or Eddie had a secret super power and everytime the other is around, they have trouble controlling it.

Say like if Richie had a water power and he worked at a cafe with Stan, and Eddie comes by regularly. And they meet eyes while Richie is preparing a coffee and the hot water rises and splurts at Stan and he's like whAt THe fuckk?? Richie! Again????!

sneaking out of bed to go to a diner with greg is insane enough and the fact that in the scripts it says tom texts him to say "hey sporus. waffle time :)" is even more nuts but honestly it stops feeling like the Framing of an affair and starts being just completely undeniably an affair when you remember that all of this follows shiv trying to have sex with tom and tom refusing. like i'm gonna kms

I love the idea that since Reddie reunited and finally got together, Eddie can't help being all over Richie.. which includes wanting to join the mile high club and of course Richie caves, "you're killing me, Eds"

Dude, ATN? Human furniture? Verbal assaults, physical humiliations, Nazi stuff, shooters...I just don't love it. Like I-I just don't really love it and I want to go explore. And then I—and I can come back. You know? It can be like a business open relationship. This is not a good...feeling that you're making me have, Greg, you know?

SUCCESSION (2018-2023) 2.04: Safe Room

Imagine Eddie wanting to get his hair bleached and dyed with the help of Bev, and Richie drops by to watch with his comments and Eddie is a mix of why don't you shut tf up, Richie? to Is it okay? Do I look dumb? What do you think?