I Was Listening To Don't You Want Me By Human League And My Mind Went Straight To An AU Reddie Fic Idea

You can't tell me Eddie wouldn't have grown up with some kind of lip balm/chapstick in fear of chapped lips and Richie internally screaming at how shiny and distracting they are

Idk how tweets go to the right algorithm or maybe I'm a terrible writer but I have a lil snippet of something I've been working on!

NSFW, wlw steddyhands !!

LListennnnistennn, imagine if Richie hung around the bad crowd and they all decide (excluding Richie) to pull a prank on Eddie Kaspbrak by sending him a fake love letter from Richie and to meet him somewhere for their date and Eddie shows up looking all cute and Richie is awestruck until the others appear to laugh and make fun of Eddie the f**got and when Eddie leaves, obvsly upset, Richie runs after him to ask why he came and Eddie says "I thought you liked me" and Richie is like well DAMN OKAY FUCK THOSE GUYS, LETS DATE.

I originally thought of this for a fem!reddie but it doesn't matter!!!

A reddie fic where they've been dating but not really using the term, and Eddie accidently blurts out that he wants to go to the prom with only Richie and is mortified and quickly leaves to go home, while Richie has a mind explosion that this is official and omg is this real???

Cut to Eddie sulking in his room until he hears music playing outside and you guessed it, Richie either holding a stereo above his head or playing guitar and shouts happily EDDIE EDS SPAGHETTI KASPBRAK, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

Sonia comes out to the side with WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON? while Eddie doesn't give a shit and says YES, YES I WILL.

Thank you for listening.

Imagine cop Eddie going to the same cafe on his lunches to constantly meet comedian Richie who purposely goes there to flirt with him. (aka I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TINY JAMES RANSONE WAS IN SINISTER)

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

Matthew Macfadyen as TOM WAMBSGANS – Succession, 1.02 “Sh*t Show at the F*ck Factory”

Can you imagine if reddie are together and Richie is like "now that we're passed repressing everything, when are we having sex?" And Eddie is like "you still want to do that?" And Richie is "umm yes? If it wasn't for pennywise's memory wipe funtime I probably would have thought of this since I was a horny teen.. so yes. Now when?"

Insert Eddie feeling weirdly touched by that