THIS GIVES ME ALL THE SERITONI I NEED!!!

welcome to random bullshit go where I type out random stuff my friends have said (and when I mean random I mean tumblr shitpost grade random)

"The voice rlly said 'fuck flick focus on me!'."

"I think i somehow accidentally turned your brain to mush- no take backs"

"Mmm C R U N C H Y W A T E R "

ME- This is me when no thoughts, head empty

This European Eagle Owl’s tippy taps

Source

The Queene is an old mac book computer-

Now hear me out-

J-just look for yourself

Bro, I'll cover your back

We feast for the lore !!

There's SO FUCKING MUCH going on in the QSMP with the eggs, the dragon, whatever Dark is, appearing for Leonarda and possibly being the same monster as Quackity's vision after Tilín's death. It possibly being what kills the eggs when the parents don't cime within a day, as BBH pointed out, it's weird that they just die like that, they're getting hunted

Cucurucho. In general. And his apparent rivalry with the angel, telling Maxo not to trust him. Spying on everyone even more now. Watching Slime sleep, watching the group of Maxo, BBH and Foolish as they try and piece together the truth. Him showing Slime footage of his daughter getting killed

The angel telling Slime to pick between bringing back Flipa or Tilín and him choosing Tilín hoping Quackity won't find out

Maxo wanting to make a church to bring his son Trump back, but not trusting Cucurucho, telling him this better not be a joke and Cucurucho laughing at him. Maxo fearing he might become a robot like Luzu, because nobody knows who the fuck messed with Luzu

All the parents of dead eggs are getting desperate, violent, vengeful and also closer to the truth

The eggs are most likely the lotus flower from Quackity's twitter dns. Keeping the players docile and complacent as long as they're there. The ones with dead eggs are swinging towards the other end of the spectrum

Whoever is controlling the whole island experiment also has letters, which mention something about Fabergé eggs (irl a set if 69 artisanal easter eggs for the russian tzar) and how many of them can be shipped out within a week. So the eggs we know are possibly not the only ones and whoever is running this whole thing is purposely sending out new ones

And also something about sheep's blood for potions... Because it's in style?? I don't even know where the letters came from, tbh

Translation:

Kind regards

Let's go back to the XVI century! We need to make a price quotation for sheep's blood. This last fashion trend in magic formulas should be of upmost importance for the laboratory. Yes, we already know that modern budgets almost never include sheep's blood, but this is what our fashion trends seem to require.

With appreciation, we wish to receive your commercial proposals as soon as possible. We thank your great collaboration in advance in preparing the price quotations for us

This is running DEEP

happy international wemon’s day

I wish I knew enough Spanish to be able to translate this, but English subtitles for now is the best I can do. For now, enjoy this video I made that quite literally took me the ENTIRE DAY to make!

Hell yah

YO NO WAY I JUST FOUND A PERFECT HESRT LAKE IN A DESERT BIOME

They're babies

babysitting duty

Me every day

it was a long shift