I highly enjoy this type of post
Dealer: I've got some straight gas for you ๐ฏ๐ฅ this strain is called Skeleton, you'll get so stoned you'll fall asleep in the front seat ๐ค๐คฉ
Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
*five minutes later*
Me: she cannot chew through my bones I've got very strong bones
My buddy Brian, trying to sleep in the front seat: I'm too fucking tall for this
Modern in trousers au where the "Game with sound and light" that Trina plays is just block blast or smth
Literally why do people have to look at me funny when I say I donโt have a crush? Like, is it really that hard to comprehend?!
Downloaded an epic new font that replaces the letter o with a little picture of a cat for me ๐ so yeah,I'm cool
"Thank you" I guess to @mintgreen-homewrecker for convincing me to read the Mendel dirt fic. Im only mildly traumatised so thanks pal. Also this is trauma bonding we are best friends now. thanks.
Opinion on rule 34?
Pretty sigma
Everybody else please ignore it's an inside joke
I'm currently reading loveless By Alice Osman and I personally think it's a good representation of convincing yourself and others that you have a crush (Or crushes) When you're ace/aro
sprolden moodboard
I love making myself something to eat after a nap. It makes me feel like a pathetic 27 year old who lives with his parents and games till three am. Perhaps he once had a dream of going into computers, but lost all interest during college. Now he is constantly "searching for a job". In reality he has not shed his pajama bottoms and hoodie or opened his blinds in months. He stinks of weed and his nose is stuffy all the time.
I need to meet another noahfinnce fan(particularly his music)(I havent listened to it all yet but I absolutely love what I've heard over the course of 2-3 years)