Cheesethedonkey - Cú!!1!!

My dealer: I got some straight gas for you 🔥‼️ it’s called The Boredom is the Reason I Started Swimming. It’s Also the Reason I Started Sinking. it’ll make you want to read American Psycho again

Me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

*five minutes later*

Me: dude, get with the program

My buddy, Brian, reading a complicated book: dude, they cummed and fell asleep

I raise you

Jason

Trinaaa

hello

instead of a picture of a lovely sleepy polar bear or goofy cat

you a get

donkey

That's my namesake ♥️

Thanks for the tag!

@lolwhosalex @jasonsbricky no pressure guys or anyone else who wants to join! :)

Starting a picrew chain because I'm bored as hell

here is the picrew :)

And a not entirely accurate Luigi <3

A silly goofy fact for you all<3: All of my shirt collars give or take a few shirts are chewed up like that lmao

I'm tagging (but if you want to join go ahead<3): @fvcking-stupid-666 @dawntones & @acetheidiotinacloset

I love in trousers but wtf does he mean "crack your feet"

I'm going feral this is gorgeous

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers (no pressure :)

1.My friends and family

2.Good music

3.getting to explain something I'm interested in

4.Warm weather that isn't too hot

5.Getting tagged in things!

@ace

A post in one of the falsettos communities has made me think about what month all of the characters were born so here that is

Marvin: January

Whizzer: June

Jason: November

Mendel: September (maybe also November)

Trina: March (hehe reference)

Charlotte: July

Cordelia: May

Caroline: February

These are objectively correct but I'm willing to hear other people's theories

martha🫶

WAIT WHAT??????? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD'VE MADE THAT CONNECTION

HOW TF DID I NOT KNOW THE SOLITAIRE AUDIOBOOK IS VOICED BY JENNY WALSER. AKA TORI'S ACTRESS??