Tony: hey, kiddo, how’ve you been? How’s school?
Peter, a struggling™️ teen: I am a festive piñata and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.
Tony:
Loki walks in the room: same
Request: I’m requesting for myself. Glader (let’s call him Leo) keeps annoying girl and she snaps and Gally steps in
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PAIRING- reader x tony stark
WORD COUNT 2.1k
WARNINGS: you know the drill, SMUT, UNPROTECTED SEX (wrap it before you tap it !) SWEARING, consumption of alcohol ? (idk if this is a warning?)
Request from Anon- Hey doll! May I request Tony Stark x fem!reader, where they been out sassing and flirting with each other nonstop and creating big sexual tensions for eachother. One day they have the hole Avengers tower to themselvs and have smutty time Ps! ilu 😘
I’ve been waiting for a Tony imagine and this didn’t disappoint i live for Tony Smut, I feel like there isn’t enough but thats just me *shrugs* anyway enjoy x
GIF NOT MINE!
You were flirty person; it was second nature to you. Most, if not all of your friends could testify to that. You couldn’t help it, you liked to flirt and tease those around you. So when you became an avenger you found out that the infamous Tony Stark was equally if not more flirty than you. And that was saying something. The rest of the Avengers were quick rolling their eyes whenever you or Tony sent sexual innuendos to each other. Bruce had to physically leave the lab once time, your flirty and teasing were too much for even the most patient man.
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Summary: Chris learns you aren’t a big crier or hugger.
Pairing: Chris Evans x Actress!Reader
“How often do you cry?” The interviewer asked.
Chris groaned going slack in his seat. He rolled his eyes.
“I feel like that was directed to me,” Chris said.
“‘Cause most have been,” you said matter of factly.
“Don’t cry over it,” Chris teased.
“You’ll never see me cry, you big baby,” you said.
“I am a big baby. I cry over everything,” Chris admitted.
“I’m glad I wasn’t around,” you said.
“Why do you say that?” The interviewer asked.
“Cause I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do. Most people would run and try and comfort him. I’d run the fuck away,” you said. “The fuck am I supposed to do?”
“A hug would suffice,” Chris said looking at you.
“I don’t do hugs,” you said starting to play with the rings you have on your fingers.
“She gets all stiff and tense when I hug her,” he said pointing at you. “Or whoever hugs her and she gets this look of fear in her eyes.”
“Yeah, cause it’s a very compromising position,” you said. “How the fuck am I supposed to know you aren’t gonna murder me? Or attack me?”
Your costar can’t help but laugh.
“Why would I attack you?” He asked.
“Bitch, how am I supposed to know your motives? That’s the detective’s job to find out when they find my body and for you to know,” you said getting them to crack up.
“Is this what you really think about?” Chris asked.
“Don’t try and understand me. It’s a waste of time,” you said.
“Y/n, how often do you cry?” The interviewer asked before Chris could deny your claims.
“Once a year,” you said. “And I’m not counting the times for filming.”
“How?” Your costar asked.
“It’s called concealing and not feeling, Christopher,” you said. “Don’t let them know.”
“D- Did you just quote Frozen?” Chris asked.
“Yeah. The ice Queen is my idol,” you said.
“Oh my god,” he said.
“She’s just like me! She closes people off and she makes a castle out of ice on a mountain. She’s living the dream,” you said.
“That’s not the point of the movie,” Chris argued.
“Shut the fuck up and don’t argue with me,” you said. “‘Cause I will physically fight you, Christopher.”
“What will get you to cry?” He asked.
“I’m not revealing that,” you said.
“What about puppies dying?” Chris asked.
“Stop trying to have an emotional connection with me,” you said with a tilt of your head.
“Can I not... deepen our friendship?” he asked looking you in the eyes but you won’t look back.
“No,” you said flatly. “You can not.”
“Why not?” Chris asked.
“I don’t find it to be a good idea,” you said.
“Why?” he questioned.
“I’m not answering that on camera,” you said.
“Fine, but know you aren’t getting away so easily,” the blue eyed actor said.
And just as Chris said, he’s not going to let you dodge him. You tried so hard. It’s already been an overwhelming day for you and you don’t want to deal with him and his questions. You don’t understand why he’s trying so hard to get you open up and so pushy when he wasn’t like that onset with you. But then again you barely had any scenes with him and you two just happened to be partnered up for the press tour. Now, Chris wormed his way into your hotel room. He even has his pushy self holding you against his chest. He won’t being going anywhere anytime soon.
“Why are you doing this?” You asked.
You’re soon met with his chest and he held you tightly against him. Your arms got caged in between the both of you. You tried fighting back but he isn’t letting you go.
“Can you let—?” You asked.
“Nope,” Chris said. “Not until you hug me back.”
You don’t. You stayed tense in his arms. You started biting your bottom lip and feeling overwhelmed in his arms. You aren’t the greatest with touch especially if it’s not for a role or there’s a reason for it.
“Are you crying?” Chris asked.
You shook your head no but sure enough there’s tears rolling down your cheeks. He put his left hand on your cheek and gently wiped away the tear with his thumb. He feels that your jaw is tightly clenched under his hand.
“Are you gonna hug me back?” Chris asked.
You shook your head no making him smile just a bit at your stubbornness. More tears came and you pressed half of your face into the center of his chest. You closed your eyes tightly and held yourself. Chris stood there with you in the middle of the hotel room as you cried quietly.
It’s a good ten minutes before Chris feels your arms wrapped his waist. He smiled so wide and his heart just bursted into warmth.
“Do you want me to let go?” He asked quietly.
“No,” you mumbled.
Request: Could write something involving Felix x reader? Like they start out normally as friends, afterwards they kinda fall for each other (but both are kinda scared of such emotions so they grow apart for a while) and in the end, it ends up being all good and fine with some fluff.
Warnings: none
Word count: 1865
(I am SO sorry this took so long! Hopefully, I’ll get the next part done quicker.)
Also posted on my A03:
Felix made archery look easy.
You watched as he pulled an arrow from his quiver, nocked it, drew, then released. The whole process took him three seconds at the most and his arrow only missed the centre of the target by no more than half an inch.
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Minho: “ Hey feel free to touch my biceps, their really strong. ” *Minho flexes Biceps*
Headcanons
- Minho would act cool but still be very flirtatious.
- It doesn’t matter where you are or who you are with.
- Some Gladers say he’s all over you or he’s being a try hard.
- Don’t be surprised if Minho take his shirt off whilst in your presents.
- He wont force you into anything but he will defiantly try to tempt you too.
- Minho would also stand quite close to you. His chin would either rest on your head or your shoulder.
- At the Camp fire Minho might try to some how convince you to come sit on his lap cause its “warm”.
- Minho would do cute little things like pat your head, play with the ends of your hair or cut your check.
- Minho would also tease you a hell of a lot. He knows it get’s him the attention he wants.
- Minho might also try and bribe you into something with kisses, cuddles and his hotness.
He would cuddle up to you like this😍🥰
- You and Minho always have good fun together no matter what.
- He will always be there to pick you up if you fall, he just wants you to be happy and he hopes it’s with him.
- Minho would gradually gain the confidence to touch and play with you hands.
- When Minho holds your hands in his. He can feel how small and soft they are.
- He always thought of you as his baby flower.
Newt: “You just keep smiling beautiful cause thats all I need.”
- Newt would never force anything on you unless you sexually tempt him of course.
- You and newt would do this cute thing where you would blow kisses to each other.
- Its cute seeing Newts reaction he’s got cute pink rosy checks.
- Newt would also make an effort to make sure that your never uncomfortable.
- He will tell other gladers to back off. And ask you if your ok.
- Your safety is his number 1 priority.
- Newt would pick flowers for you.
- He would either stuck it behind your ear, make it into a flower crown or present them to you with a kiss to seal the deal.
These are the sunflowers in the glade that remind Newt of you ❤️
- Newt would always kiss your head/for head and sniff your hair.
- He hugs up to you nice and close on those cold nights.
- Newt would also brush and braid your hair, commenting whilst telling you all the things he loves about you.
- Newt lifts up his hoodie and lets you curl up underneath. On his bare chest. It makes he feel wanted and you feel safe.
- When it comes to other guys Newt usually gets flustered, he tries not to but he can’t help it.
- It just comes with the job of being in second command.
- Newt would support you regardless of who you choose.
- Newt wants you to be happy even if its not with him.
- He knows that there are some things in life you just can’t have.
Thomas: “You know I can give you the world”
- Thomas plays hard.
- Thomas as we all know is a very determined person and if wants something he will not give up easily.
- Thomas isn’t afraid of competition.
- Thomas would give you anything and everything you could ever want.
- Perks of being basically the chosen one.
- Thomas would tell you about all the beautiful place he remembers and offer to take you to all them.
- Thomas would tell you about the long horse rides on the beach, where the sand and the sky a line perfectly. And the vibrant sunset that would highlight all your eyes and give you a heavenly glow.
This is the beach you would ride along together 🥰😍
- The mountains where the snow shines like diamonds, the soft snowflakes and the snowmen you could make.
The snow you would visit in spring ☃️❄️
- He would tell you about the northern lights that would dance in the sky. Saying “That just like you and me..up there.”
The beauty of the moment you would share ❤️💚❤️
- He imagine’s sitting in a field looking up at the sky and asking you about your dreams.
- Thomas would give you piggy back rides or pick you up in his arms and carry you home.
- Thomas would risk it all for you, cause your worth it.
- He not afraid because he has faith in you, he believes in you.
- Thomas wants to create these memories with you, he never head the chance to do the same with Newt, Chuck or Teresa.
- Thomas can see his future in your eyes.
Gally: “I just want you to be safe and the only place thats safe is in my arms.”
- Gally wouldn’t trust anyone being alone with you for a second.
- Gally would always put a protective arm around your shoulder.
- He would also put you into his chest when ever you upset.
- Gally will stay for as long as it take till your tears dry and you smiling once more.
- You very thankful for Gally, the boys leave you alone and you’ve never had any problems.
- Gally would always have you sleep next to him. Wether you like it or not.
- He would never force anything on you but he’s got eyes on you 24/7. Day and night he’s watching.
- He would have a got at anyone and anything that threatens you.
- You would always wear his shirts, his hoodies and anything else you can get your hands on.
- Gally expect to have at least 1 cuddle a day, if not he becomes very feisty.
- Something you always loved about him.
- Gally would carry you on his shoulders.
- He loves when you give him jump hugs right into his arms.
The hugs you share ❤️
- He would always dance with you at the bomb fire, watching your hair fly as you spin around and around.
- Time always slowed down when he was with you.
- For the first time Gally could actually be himself.
-He love you because you gave him freedom he never knew he had.
Prompt: 10. Where’s your shirt?
Warnings: light smut?
“Y/n baby please, I’m desperate,” Sirius begged and you let out a laugh.
“Yeah well what else is new,”
“Ooh, she got you there Padfoot!” James hollered from a few feet away in the common room, to which Sirius ignored.
“Please I need your help, or I will fail this herbology test!”
“Alright, only because you asked so nicely,” you said with an eye roll.
“Thank you y/n, you’re a goddamn angel! Heaven on earth really,” Sirius said grabbing your hand kissing it. You couldn’t help but blush, and so you turned away.
“We should work someplace quieter, I’ll meet you in your dorm in 5 minutes.” You called over your shoulder, heading as quickly as you could up to your dorm to grab your books (and collect yourself).
You couldn’t see but Sirius didn’t take his eyes off you until you were out of sight. On his face was the giddiest smile. Meanwhile, you were trying to calm the butterflies in your stomach. Calm down! It’s just Sirius, you joke around all the time! It’s not like anything is gonna happen between you guys, Sirius hits on anyone with a pulse, it doesn’t mean anything. Right?
You walked into his room, textbook in hand, to find Sirius leaning against his wall completely shirtless. You always thought he was cute, but quidditch had done him well. His lean body was now toned, with strong arms that were often covered under rolled up robes. You could see his deep v line poking out from his pants. His eyes lit up as you walked in and he smirked seeing you in the doorway.
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sin hours with chris evans- a quickie before his interview or awards show ??
daddy!evans because i couldn’t resist. also warning: smut, also... breeding kink??? 👀
you sat on the edge of the bed with your legs crossed as you watched chris in the mirror get ready for the award show, slowly checking his outfit out up and down with your teeth in your bottom lip. chris looked over his shoulder in the mirror and smirked, adjusting his tie.
“are you gonna get ready or are you going to stare at me, pretty girl?” chris said and you jumped a little, chris’s voice taking you out of your trance. you smile and stand up, standing behind him with your hands on his hips, toying with his button up. chris’s eyes watched your fingers as they pulled his tucked shirt out of his pants.
you circled his body like he was your prey, your eyes following up to his face with a smirk as your fingers toyed with his buttons. “i could get ready.. or..” you pushed his shirt open and kissed his chest, chris letting out a sigh. your kisses trailed down his stomach, and he watched as you fell to your knees in front of him.
you unbuckled his belt and his pants, pushing them down to his ankles. you kissed his cock outside of his underwear, chris’s fingers gripping your hair. your fingers pulled his underwear down and smile as he let out a groan. “come on, pretty girl” you stuck out your tongue and chris slapped his cock against it, and you bobbed your head slowly against his cock. “you’re so good with your mouth, princess”
“do you wanna fuck me before we leave, daddy?” you smile as you stand up, stroking his cock slowly as he kissed you hungrily. his hand wrapped around your throat as he pushed you to the bed, climbing on top of you and kissing your slowly as he pushed your underwear to the side, bending down in between your legs and licking up your pussy slowly. “fuck, daddy” you gasped and he spit, rubbing his fingers up and down your pussy before pushing his cock into you, the both of you gasping.
“fuck baby, you feel so good around daddy’s cock” you grabbed his button up in your fists and moaned as his large hands pushed your thighs to the bed, your moans stuck in your throat as he hit your g-spot over and over.
“shit, daddy.. fuck.. fuck..” you pant and scratch up at stomach, holding his face and pulling him down to kiss you. you moaned into his mouth and he bit your lip, pulling backwards and snapping it against your teeth. “i need to cum, daddy, please” you open your eyes and chris groaned into your mouth.
“cum on daddy’s cock, baby. come on” he gritted through his teeth and you let out a loud moan, chris grunting and moaning in your mouth as he came in you. “fucking hell, baby” chris moved your underwear back into place and you sat up on your elbows. “you started it, and now you finish it. you will not change your underwear, and you will go to the award show like that, understood?” he held your chin and you nod. “good. now get ready, we have to leave in almost 2 hours” chris stood back in front of the mirror, fixing himself again and adjusting his sleeves. “now, yn”
“yes daddy” you mumble and got off the bed, gasping as his cum fell down the inside of your thighs. chris turned around and laughed, stepping in front of you. “don’t laugh! you did this!”
“did i though?” he asked softly, kissing you with his hand on your jaw. “clean yourself up, would you? oh wait, you can’t” chris winked and you hit his chest, the both of your laughing.
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