LoTR (movies) HC

I also feel like they would have the best eyeliner out there because Bruce remembers his early Batman days and how much of a pain it was to find good eyeliner to cover the parts of his eyes that would show.

HC

Wayne enterprises start a makeup brand and skincare line.

I feel like Bruce would overhear Stephanie telling Cass that the makeup company she gets her favorite lipgloss from is discontinuing it and she is devastated by it.

So Bruce would ask Cass what lipgloss she was talking about and go to the company who makes it and buy the recipe.

Bruce would just come into a WE meeting and slap down the piece of paper with the recipe and say we're making this now.

And knowing Bruce he'd probably make it better by putting in stuff that will moisturize and not wipe off but still look the shiny.

He would give the first one to Steph for her birthday and she would be so happy, and seeing her happy would make Bruce happy.

Later on he would hear Barbra and Steph complaining about makeup, about how it causes them to break out and Barbra can never find her right eyebrow color and how cakey it looks no matter what they do and all the good makeup is too expensive.

And after hearing that conversation, Bruce would go on a tangent and learn everything he can about make up.

He would learn undertones and skin types and how the same color can look different on different skin colors and what the best makeup is and what it has in it and what is good for skin care.

Then he would go to different dermatologists and ask them questions about skin and good products for it depending on the skin type.

Eventually Selina would hear about this and ask Bruce what he was doing, he would tell her and she would probably tell him about different companies that have good makeup.

But also she would tell him that not a lot of makeup brands have colors for people with darker skin and they often exclude them or make the products not as good as products for people with lighter skin.

Because of this Bruce would start doing more research and asking more questions for people who aren't able to find makeup their color.

About a year 3/4s later WE makeup would release to the public.

I just watched TMNT 2012 and I got to the end of the episode with April's "mom" and they never apologized to Mikey.

They should have apologized

Current dilemma.

Trying to talk to people without giving them an existential crisis.

It's shouldnt be as hard as it is but my God, I caused my old therapist to freak out a bit because of something i said.

Just finished arcane and I’m so fine it’s crazy how fine I am because I’m fine.

I’m fine.

(I have a dnd session and I’m going to act like a vampire hoe and I don’t know how I’ll do it but I’ll try)

(Dnd save me)

Funny thing right after the last episode ended I just walked downstairs and started making a pineapple upside down cake for the session because I didn’t know what else to do. Yeah yeah yeah wow this cake better be fucking awesome. It is the only thing keeping me at my fine, I think .



Spoiler warning

I was screaming during the caitvi scenes and Jayce with Viktor before they torched heads I was screaming KISS.

This show just crushed my heart as if it were Jell-O. 

I don't know if this is just me but I really want to see reverse robins fanart and fanfics where after, years of living with Bruce and Alfred, Damian has mellowed out a lot. (He's still himself but way less violent and more quiet and stoic and an awesome big brother)(tim came a few years after Damian and by then Damian was better than when he had first come to the manor but still just a ball of anger and violence so tim has a lot of story's from that time that the younger batfam members have a hard time believing but still do sorta). Like Alfred would probably have a photo book and show it to Jason and Dick and be like: "and this was master Damian's first time out on patrol. He was banned and grounded for 3 months and put on house arrest. This is master Damian's first day at school. We ended up late because we had to take away knives from him, and even then he still had about five that, luckily, he did not use when he got into a fight with another student." "Oh and this is his first gala. He tried to stab 10 different people. Master Bruce stopped him thankfully before he could" and as he is telling these stories about young Damian Jason and Dick are like

They hear about 10 other stories about young Damian being an angry stabby child (they don't know that he was an assassin because I feel like Damian left that part of his life behind and doesn't tell anyone and Alfred wouldn't breach Damian's trust because he loves him) and now when Dick or Jason are setting the table they don't give Damian knives or when anyone else sets the table they both steal the knives until they realize that Damian doesn't know it's them and thinks that Alfred is taking them and thinks that Alfred is mad at him and doesn't trust him 😭 so they confess and apologize)

My obsession with Legolas has finally reached a point where I did this

I have a problem okay. Legolas is both let's be honest

I finished both fallout and arcane within a 4 days of each other and I don’t think I should’ve done that in such a short span of time because my mental heath took a blow from both.

I was already having a hard time with the end of Arcane and then I just had to subject myself to Fallout (which was amazing) and I at least had someone to talk to about arcane but I don’t have anyone to talk to about fallout and I don’t know what to do.

But I got to know two amazing, beautiful sweet, deranged women along the way so it was worth it I have to say.

Still traumatized though lol.



I made this cuz I was sad and it made me sad but in a different way

LU headcanon

Wild is a sneaky klepto.

Like he won't take things from the rest of the chain, he has a kind of code or something, but when the chain reaches towns/villages and anything like that, Wild leaves with 10x more then he came with.

And the rest of the chain doesn't really notice. Like they question some stuff but don't put the dots together.

"how is it that Wild breaks so many weapons but seems to always have something to fight with?" Four, Sky, and Warriors question "he must have a lot of weapons on him"

"how does he make so much food when we only see him buy a few things and scavenge a little bit?" Wonder Legend, and Hyrule? "Must have a lot saved up from before we met him."

"how did he get those boots that I swear I saw on that guy over at the tavern?" Thinks Time "must have bought them off him."

Twilight is starting to piece things together but at the same time is like saying to himself "no he wouldn't do that"

The only one who kind of knows is Wind for obvious reasons but he doesn't say anything, because he ain't no snitch.

It's not until way later in the adventure that everyone starts to notice that Wild has some pretty sticky fingers and starts to think about things that happened that would only make sense if Wild was a kleptomaniac.

1. Guards asking people if they know anything about their missing weapons.

2. Ladles, Axe's, and other stuff being there one moment and gone the next.

3. Food stuff being left out with no one watching it disappearing mysteriously.

And a whole bunch of other stuff.

Once all the pieces fell together they had to confront Wild about his stealing problem.

Now whenever they go to towns/villages they have to keep wild on a rope or someone (not Wind ever) has to watch him like a toddler.

Batfam headcanon

The batfam has movie night every Sunday (they actually do it in the afternoon) but it has slowly become a book-based-movies-knowledge-off between Jason and Damian that they pretend is a fight but everyone knows that's just how they bond.

It was fun at the beginning for the rest of the bat family to watch but after a while it got annoying because, while the rest of the family is trying to watch the movie, Damian and Jason are booknerding out.

Jason puts Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the rings (extended addition) on because for the last 3 movie "nights" Cass, Dick, and Bruce have coordinated with each other to watch the 3 Hobbit movies.

Damian: "why are they not mentioning that it is also Frodo's birthday? And why did they make it so that Gandalf and Frodo don't know about the ring, they were in on the prank"

Jason: "Where are the dwarves that Bilbo was traveling with? There were supposed to be dwarves. The guy is 111, he needs them at this point"

Damian: "isn't Legolas supposed to have dark hair, why is he blonde?"

(Tim in the background: " leave Legolas out of this discussion, he's a hot elf that's all that matters")

This goes on for two movie "nights" and the next movie "night" its Duke's turn to pick.

Duke picks Little woman knowing full well that Damian and Jason will not talk during the movie and also because he likes to watch Jason pretend that he's not crying.

Afterwards Jason rereads the little woman book.

(no hate to the LoTR movies or Legolas I freaking love both but I do wish that they made it so Gandalf was in on the prank like in the books so that I could see Bilbo and him laughing at the other Hobbits because that would have been freaking hilarious but I understand why they didn't and love the movies anyway)