Look, Hear Me Out

Just yes

Meanwhile he refused to solve his own problems and until they almost killed him

Neil saw the "I can fix him trope" and said "I can fix his brother and their issues, his vague acquaintances, his college sports team and his extremely dependent best friend and have his enemies killed but I won't fix him cause he's perfect"

can we repost with Neil Jostens search history

credits to this post for giving me the idea

Hello! I hope you're doing well. I'm planning to start a community here on Tumblr that bridges the gap between writers and readers of fiction (target dem of 13-25 roughly). It's going to be like a bookstore that's run by the authors. Readers can engage directly with the authors of their next favorite reads, get behind the scenes info, and just generally have a unique and interactive experience that I haven't personally seen offered in other places. I'm planning on including different games for both groups too so that things stay fresh, exciting, and most importantly, fun. If this is something you could see yourself enjoying, please let me know! I'll send an invite when it's all ready.

Thata actually seems super cool! I would really enjoy it!

I come back to this bit all the time for a laugh because it’s gotta be up there in the top Neil Misunderstanding The Situation moments. yeah man. faint inconvenience I’m sure

Look how far you’ve come

This part got me SO MAD

And he made Jeremy answer it, like, c'mmon how terrible of a parent can you be

Yes, the kid fucked up. Yes, using drugs was a shit decision. From that to literal murder there is a huge gap.

Also, it is Jeremy, boy couldn't harm a flower. He is literally so sweet all the time. How can you not know your kid that much????

Jeremy's family make me wanna throw up

honestly i HATE trent knox bc wdym ur questioning if ur son killed somebody when the worst thing he’s ever done is do drugs and have an orgy

Just YES

need Jeremy to narrate more of Jean and Kevin’s divorced couple psychological torture mind games

pt.52!! <pt.51

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If that right here isnt a print from the chat between Kevin and Andrew, then Im crazy

This is 100% cannon, it is true, I was the cellphone