Yeah Mary, Your Boy Did Listen To You

Andreil is gonna be the reason ehy I die single, bc after that I seriously cant settle for less

if you ever think about settling for less than you deserve just remember that andrew minyard quit smoking in fear his lungs wouldn't allow him to be fast enough to save the man he loves in case he needs it

They are indeed misplaced forever partners

Jean is also feral and Neil also endures, the forever partners forever same hat

Riko spent his free time obsessing over Kevin

Nora confirmed he watched the first time Kevin had sex(he chose the girl) and the first time he had sex with Thea (absolutely not weird at all)

The other way he spent his free time was torturing Jean and also obsessing with him, to the point he noticed Jean liked man just bc of the way he looked at Kevin (I mean, why are you looking so much at the both of them???)

When Neil was in Evermore, part of the torture included cuffing him shirtless to Kevin's old bed (dude, wtf????)

Riko got mad with the idea of having a queer on his Perfect Court, but somebody should have told this kid the call was coming from inside the house all along

“I will not have queers on my court”

The court in question:

Andrew - gay

Neil - has a gay boyfriend

Jean - bisexual disaster

Jeremy - very gay

Kevin - suppressed sexuality to the point of dissociation

Riko - insane internalized homophobia

The way he tried to say he was a Moreau ONCE again (when Cat said "I love you" to him) and then stopped himself and almost choked 💀

Neil has a talent for saying exactly what will make an impact on someone. He uses that for evil or for good, depending solely on who is the person he is talking to

“I am a moreau”

“so was elodie”

clocked him so hard he didn’t dare mention it again in a whole as new book. he tried, I see you struggling jean dw, but he never got through with it

neil josten the man that you freaking are.

now what if i said pillow princess kevin day and service top neil josten?

no? anyone??

I love them so much!!

Cat and Laila desearve the whole world and a little more

cat kissing jean’s temple and forehead. laila brushing and playing with jean’s hair. cat teaching jean how to ride a bike and taking him on trips. laila saying they can plant whatever jean wants on their garden. cat kissing jeremy’s knuckles. laila protecting jeremy from his brother and being the one to hold him after the banquet. cat being the first person ever to tell ‘i love you’ to both jean and jeremy when they waited their whole lives to hear those words

🎨ac: bro_ccoli

Their time on Tartarus is the perfect example of that

One couldnt have survived without the other down there

They made it across bc they naturally work toghter like if they were one

This isn't even a hot take, but Percabeth weren't smart x dumb. They weren't even book smart x street smart. They were strategic x strategic. Their minds worked in very similar ways that complimented eachother. It's why they were such great friends, it's why they were a formidable team, hell, it's why they could fight a war against a deity with an army of forty fricking kids and win. They shared their braincells, in the most beautiful sense of the phrase and THAT'S why, for me, they're perfect together.

okay but imagine neil’s coach from millport following his freshman season with the foxes

like “oh my god my player was marked for perfect court!! why is he ginger now?” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S THE SON OF A SERIAL KILLER”

find the difference