Someone Needs To Do This Immediately

...Good Lord.

i have nothing appropriate to say

Did I just listen to Arthur get baked off of magic mushrooms and open up about his daddy issues while dancing aggressively then proceed to once more negotiate himself out of fucking dying and give himself magical lung cancer in the process

I can confirm this happened

this is what happened in think i dont know

What if I said that I Hear a Symphony by Cody Fry makes me think of Arthur and The Butcher? What then?

Arthur being able to hold his own against demons beyond human comprehension but struggling to climb a horse is the funniest fucking thing to me

The voice in my head that narrates everything either sounds like Jonathan Sims or John Doe from Malevolent and I'm starting to think that I've developed some mild obsessions

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Sure then