YES YOU FUCKING CAN WHERE DO I SIGN

Is this my sign to move to the UK

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

Wait that is actually a really fucking good theory hold on

Hey so, I have a theory. You know how Kayne says Arthur and the Black Stone are kind of similar in that he can't quite grasp them?

And how he sings about everything in Arthur's bag, but notibly leaves out the lighter?

And how This Too Shall Pass is a phrase that Arthur has held on to from a young age to the point that he even put it in a poem he wrote trying to deal with the loss of his parents?

And how the light cuts through darkness and is an object of safety? (And can only be doused by water which ... well we know is a theme)

And how time and dimensional travel is happening right now?

(Also perhaps interesting to note one Nyarlathotep's avatars is said not to be able to tolerate light, which could be true of other version of him)

What if the Lighter is made from/is the Black Stone. Arthur gets it for Kayne because he needs to fufill the deal, but knows he needs a fail safe or just double crosses him or maybe Lillth interupts and kills Kayne/gets the stone for herself.

So he takes hides it or a piece of it. Makes it into the flint, or maybe just hides it inside the lighter itself. Tries to Back to the Future it and sends it to his office, but it arrives too early and Roland gets it.

But it doesn't matter because all that matters is that he has the lighter at the approprate time

Because he's had the Black Stone the whole time.

It just clocked that John and Arthur really tried to hit Kayne with the 'look at me... This isn't you!!' and I can't stop thinking about it

I have so so so so many notes and I woke up my brother with how LOUDLY I screamed at I’m sure you can guess what point

but I just gotta say

Kayne backed by a full orchestra has to have been the hottest thing in this entire fucking podcast

8am incest study

12pm cannibalism debate

12:30 tea break

1pm necrophilia discussion

3pm eroticism

6pm dinner + beer

God forbid anyone ever asks me about the books I read

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

arthur lester

LMAO????

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.