The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Is Finding Parallels, Noticing Patterns, Making Connections, Contemplating

Notice how The Manager tamps down his laughter whenever it starts to get too manic so that he doesn't sound like the version of himself that he so despises... WHAT THE HELL

Secret fourth option: Divorce

Malevolent has 3 moods

theres creatures and theyre going to fucking GET you

genuinely the most devastating, soul crushing thing youve ever heard

Yaoi

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

Wolf 359.

I just got a notification from Pinterest that said 'mental illness for you' and it was just every fiction podcast I've ever listened to

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

I think I need to crush Kayne's windpipe tear him open and feast on his artificial flesh that is a twisted mockery and abomination to mortal life itself.

Helen Distortion, my beloved 🥰🥰

guess whoooo 🚪🚪🚪

I took a Lot of inspiration from fran fine because the vibe just Fit

I understand cannibalism can be a metaphor for toxic love and all that, but I need cannibalism as a metaphor for being touch starved. You need contact so badly is a deep hunger, something that can only be solved by the feeling lf flesh giving way to teeth, of warm, gushing blood. A hunger that's so deep, the very thought is sickening yet you still crave, you still want, you still need, and even though you feel as if you aren't deserving of such touch, you still crave it lile a starving wolf craves prey, like the only thing that could stop the rotting ache in your chest is the crunch of bones and the squelching of organs