Is Your Professor Will Wood

How is Jon's skin SO BAD that the homegirl made of PLASTIC has to point it out like damn use some Vaseline or something at least

God forbid anyone ever asks me about the books I read

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

I lied I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Let’s discuss Dostoevsky.

I- amen...?

The voice in your head telling you the dog-motif is overdone is wrong. Do not listen to it. Give them a muzzle. Give them a choker or a collar. Chain them to a fence. Give them sharp canines. Give them pavlovian responses. Give them puppy dog eyes. Put them in a cage. Give them themes of obedience, loyalty and love intertwined unhealthy. Give them attachment issues. Make them bite. Give them themes of taming, domestication and ferality. Give them actual, literal, rabies. Kick them while they're down. Microchip them. Scratch their hair behind their ear. Call them a good boy/good girl/etc. and watch them perk up in response. Put them in a shock collar. Give them a metaphorical treat to reward good behaviour. Make them beg for scrapes of affection.

The possibilities are endless.

This just inspired me to finally finish Lord of the Rings after like a year

Nobody talks about this scene ts shit funny asl 😭

Me when Malevolent

Oh that fandom? I like it a normal amount *shoves pinterest boards under bed* *shoves playlists in the closet* *shoves the dream I had about it last night into a bush* *closes youtube and tumblr and throws computer into a lake*