Yorick Is So CUTE. "I Remember You, My King! :D" HE'S SO POOKIE AOWHEHWKJWD

Spideypool dump because I love these two.

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

Me when I started listening

god this podcast is like 10% mystery, 10% description, and 80% arthur whimpering and moaning and writhing in pain

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

I... I don't think... Um...

Suffered lethal injuries and survived ✅

Fallen from ridiculous heights and survived ✅

Faced off creatures WAY MORE POWERFUL and somehow didn't die ✅

Lowkey crazy ✅

Dead kid ✅

Detective ✅

Insane but oddly cunty antagonist ✅

Definitely queer, but the writers neither confirm nor deny ✅

Arthur Lester = Batman

Secret fourth option: Divorce

Malevolent has 3 moods

theres creatures and theyre going to fucking GET you

genuinely the most devastating, soul crushing thing youve ever heard

Yaoi

Every single time Elon Musk opens his mouth to say something, I think - "He couldn't possibly embarrass himself and America any more than he already has, right?"

I'm not even surprised anymore. I'm just somewhat impressed.

God DAMN it that's my BIRTHDAY

Happy plagueiversary

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