Live Action Magnus Archive Where They Play The Distortions

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

Not gonna risk it I gotta get into college 😭

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I swear I've been cursed to discover a new creepy deepy horror podcast to obsess over the MOMENT my exams are about to start because this shit is ridiculous

I think I need to crush Kayne's windpipe tear him open and feast on his artificial flesh that is a twisted mockery and abomination to mortal life itself.

HARLAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

Elias sending statements to Jon in season 3:

I have exams in two days, but I just started Wolf 359, Jar of Rebuke, I still haven't finished Welcome to Night Vale, I'm tweaking while waiting for episode 51 of Malevolent and the rabbit hole is no longer a rabbit hole, it is a fucking vortex

I was so fucking floored when I realized that Harlan literally does EVERYTHING

Play by play from a year ago when I learned Malevolent’s not so hidden secret.

- listen to episode 7 of Malevolent “The Island”

- realize the french guy is played by Arthur Lester’s voice actor

- go to the wiki to look up Arthur’s voice actor

- wiki is suspiciously empty of voice actors for any character

- go to Malevolent’s official website

- gets pissed off that actors aren’t being properly credited as I can’t find the cast list

- read the description for the show

- …it’s the same guy doing all the voices, creating the music, and writing it

- have an existential crisis