Chaotic-cheesepuff

I love Columbo because there’s all these rich white guys who are like “I’m better and smarter and more special than everyone, I deserve to do a free murder! And get away with it too!” So they do some murder, and then this guy shows up

And he looks like a pile of dirty laundry, and he wanders in off the street holding the saddest cup of coffee you’ve ever seen and goes “Hey, sorry to bother you, but I knew it was you who did the murder by shaking your hand. What a lovely home by the way, unbelievable, absolutely gorgeous. Oh and sorry, but I did also trick you into hand delivering damning evidence to me, hope you understand :/ Got a light by the way? Anyone got a light around here, a match er something?”

And then he runs off because his car is getting towed or whatever. It’s great, I fucking love it, and I’d happily watch 10000 episodes of this exact formula :)

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

It seems pretty windy

Khajiit has wares...

As a former “Pinterest is the only social media my parents let me have” girlie, all y’all that repost wild shit on Pinterest the best, on God

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

girl help they are making me do my job at work

Cyprus the Microraptor! 🦖🌲

another CraftyIntention’s pattern that i’ve been meaning to do for a while. a challenge, but a fun one!

Sounds like he's already hit his limit of white powder lol

Also - being from the south myself - I TOO forget how to function like a normal human being when trying to drive if there's even a DUSTING of snow. Flash floods? Tornadoes? No problem! A light dusting of snow on the ground?!?! Real Shit