4:35 Blaze It Sorry Traffic Was Crazy

so obviously lloyd is the dragon, now why is brad in town to learn of this beautiful blond... witch

i say he's bringing in a fresh crop of flowers for the market

Okay so yall know that old tumblr post someone made about a fairytale esque love story where everyone wants to marry a beautiful woman, so she tells them that if they can get the key to her house off of her cat’s neck, she’ll marry them? And no one can catch the cat, until one guy learns that you can just become the cat’s friend, and it will let you take the key freely, and then it turns out the woman is a shapeshifter and she was the cat the whole time? I remember reading it on Pinterest forever ago.

Yeah. Yeah but. But what if. What if Greenflower

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

mmm posterior

jesus

They say you should make art for yourself, but the folks writing long-form fic on AO3 where the last reader comment was thirty-five chapters ago and they're still updating every week like clockwork are putting that into practice in ways I can only dream of.

Dick wears superheros' merch all the time, this of course includes his siblings' merch.

Dick (supposedly) doesn't know it, but his siblings have a collective bet on what merch he'll wear next. Obviously he can't know, or there will be preferences.

He usually takes turns in no specific order, but making sure not to wear the same merch twice in a week. They can be noticeable things like t-shirts, or more discreet things like necklaces or bracelets.

Now, Jason is at a disadvantage, isn't he? There isn't much crime lord merch out there after all... But Dick finds ways, like wearing a t-shirt with a red bat on it, and if anyone asks, he can just say it's Batman's and that's it (he also can't go around wearing clothes that make him look like he supports a criminal).

Anyway, Dick definitely knows about this, so sometimes, depending on whether he's mad or happy with either of them, he wears more or less of their merch.

When he is angry with the family, he wears only merch of the JL members, no bats.

(Bruce won't stop glaring at Hal all week because Dick wore a Green Lantern jacket instead of the Batman's one).

homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this