I Only Saw The Bottom Text At First And I Was Thinking "ohhh What A Nice Hank Of Ham!" And As I Read

I only saw the bottom text at first and i was thinking "ohhh what a nice hank of ham!" And as i read i thought, "oh, shank? smth about the claims adjustor et al, then. Then, "wait, shanke? that doesn't make any sense."

And then I scrolled up and found out there was a context. :/

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4 months ago

Morro merged with the wind and normal Kai

No hello? Hi? How are you? Nothing before dropping me with the COOLEST CONCEPT EVER???

(Also this is quite literally my SCP au Destinyshipping lol)

The wind seems to adore Kai. Making his fire stronger, getting more active when he's outside. The wind dragons in the First Realm trust him endlessly. When Kai's in a good mood, the wind is ruffling through his hair, and some part of him knows that deep down, it's Morro, telling him hello.

And if someone's pissing Kai off? Threatening his friends? Threatening him? The wind seems to pick up faster around him, keeping all the dangers away. Kai is the wind's favorite ninja, commanding it almost as much as he does fire.

1 month ago

@dragons-locator

Finished Dragon Commission For @mod-of-bubbles
Finished Dragon Commission For @mod-of-bubbles
Finished Dragon Commission For @mod-of-bubbles

finished dragon commission for @mod-of-bubbles


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4 months ago

Dick wears superheros' merch all the time, this of course includes his siblings' merch.

Dick (supposedly) doesn't know it, but his siblings have a collective bet on what merch he'll wear next. Obviously he can't know, or there will be preferences.

He usually takes turns in no specific order, but making sure not to wear the same merch twice in a week. They can be noticeable things like t-shirts, or more discreet things like necklaces or bracelets.

Now, Jason is at a disadvantage, isn't he? There isn't much crime lord merch out there after all... But Dick finds ways, like wearing a t-shirt with a red bat on it, and if anyone asks, he can just say it's Batman's and that's it (he also can't go around wearing clothes that make him look like he supports a criminal).

Anyway, Dick definitely knows about this, so sometimes, depending on whether he's mad or happy with either of them, he wears more or less of their merch.

When he is angry with the family, he wears only merch of the JL members, no bats.

(Bruce won't stop glaring at Hal all week because Dick wore a Green Lantern jacket instead of the Batman's one).

4 months ago

Hullo

howdy howdy, this is the new official tumblr for ChaoteToTheCore (as seen on Ao3), the old one will get linked up... eventually?

I'm currently working on my Year of the OTP (lava) and uhhhh a lot of whump besides. working on my year of whump tropes stuff.

I am also in bingos! If you have a thought, please request a situation and I'll whip it together.

Bingos below the cut to save space

Projects

Whumptober 2024. Yes I am still working on these lol.

Year of the OTP 2025 (lavashipping). this is twelve works over a year starring Cole/Kai Ninjago. Kai dies! ... a lot...

Year of Whump Tropes 2025. Lots of Kai, Nezha. Whatever blorbo catches my fancy really.

Bingo Cards

Kill-a-Character Bingo 2025: Dick Grayson! love that guy! want him dead! :D

Hullo

Bad Things Happen Bingo 2025: I'm in many fandoms, but right now I'm mostly in DCU, Monkie Kid, & Ninjago. If there's another fandom you'd like you can always msg me to check before you make an official ask.

Hullo

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6 months ago

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up


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4 months ago

Dragon Tales 🥺

Does Anybody Remember Dragon Tales? 🥺
Does Anybody Remember Dragon Tales? 🥺
Does Anybody Remember Dragon Tales? 🥺

Does anybody remember Dragon Tales? 🥺

3 months ago

so while looking at my shiny new Kadaj figurine I discovered something VERY important

So While Looking At My Shiny New Kadaj Figurine I Discovered Something VERY Important

Kadaj wears Docs.


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4 months ago

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car


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