Can I Donate My Menstrual Cycle To A Misogynistic White Middle Aged Male

sero hanta and denki kaminari headcannons cause i love them sm and I've had these in my notes for a long time :!

once again these are my headcannons :0

they're 2nd years in this !

sero hanta

- keeps your picture in his wallet or the back of his phone

- throws those slow/ fake punches at you like those typical teenage boys but he barely even comes close to hitting you.

- him and denki on the verge of pissing themselves when they take turns making fun of a sub teacher.

- goes on ig live and answer the most out of the world questions known to man with a straight face ( he looks like he's been holding in the biggest cough/laugh for 30 years)

- makes comments on random people during break in the cafeteria til the whole table is shitting themselves before he keeps gg on about someone's backpack being the shape on a cinder block.

- sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm. but rlly funny if you get his humour.

- is puerto rican mixed guatemalan ( puerto rican on his mom's side)

- regular show references

- brainrots with denki

- sometimes his laugh matches up to denki's laugh and they sound the same, which makes the other class 2a students slow turn their heads to the two

- has a type for people who match with his humour and understand his references and jokes

- best and most diverse music taste : the marías, MF DOOM, the alchemist, korn, ACDC, earl sweatshirt, odd future, tyler the creator, bryson tiller, jodeci, KYLE, wheatus, PTV, kali uchis, peso pluma, bad bunny...and the list goes on

- loves and appreciates people who smell nice and actually put on deodorant n stuff

- a romantic

- can recite the whole bread bank skit

- baggy affliction tees, plain white baggy tees, baggy washed jeans, converse/vans, accessories on accessories, beanies etc.

denki kaminari

- brainrot humour.

- tiktok fyp is filled with really weird tiktok lives and captures a screenshot of each one.

- "erhm....what the sigma?"

- is NOT stupid, at all. people go to him if they need help with topics that include science.

- loves pop rocks

- 100% watched the old gacha edits

- watches coryxkenshin videos with sero

- weird uncoordinated socks on but he rocks them

- great fashion taste: also affliction tees, baggy jeans, studded belts, bracelets his current and old friends have given him, hoodies with cool graphics etc.

- music taste: all time low, paramore, wheatus, tyler the creator, unironically listens to FNAF songs, Bell Biv DeVoe, daniel caeser, Brent faiyaz, PTV, fall out boy, we the kings, etc.

- doesn't clean out his camera roll

- the "holding on to my friends bag so I don't get lost in the crowd" type friend

- texts rlly fast because he thinks faster than he can move so alot of typos.

- loves taking uquiz quizzes

- a tomato hater

- LOVESSSSS MINT CHOCOLATE

- disturbingly side eyes a person that didn't even get into ua calls him stupid because of what they've heard from other people.

- banned from 4 toysrus locations.

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Are you accepting requests at the moment? If you are I'd like to request for things that Kirishima says when fucking me since I loved the Bakugo one ❤️❤️❤️

Things Kirishima Would Say While Fucking You

warnings: Kirishima being a sweetheart, ughh I love him so much, smut, praise kink, riding, and cursing also he goes hard on you.

“Such a pretty girl for me huh?”

“This might hurt a bit sweetie”

“Don’t worry I got you hon.”

“Tell me if you wanna stop okay.”

“Im taking it slow I don’t wanna hurt ya after all? You want me to go full hard on you? So naughty for me baby.”

“So good for me yeah beautiful bouncing on my cock for me.”

“Fuck..does it feel good?”

“Darling- oh god!…you take me so good.”

“I want to fuck you all night long so will you let me sweetie?”

“Don’t be shy baby show me what your made of.”

“Am I to big for you? Don’t worry I’ll ease you in.”

“Such a tiny little pussy for me to fuck huh?

“Don’t fall on me now love .”

“You comfortable sweets?”

“Why’re you crying beautiful? Is my love to much for you.”

“I can stop if you like baby.”

“Such a good girl for taking my cock so good yeah?”

“I love the way you scream my name darlin.”

“I can fuck you all day and night just tell me when.”

“I love you so much it’s killing me sweetheart.”

“Fuck-! Yeah right there beautiful.”

“Your so perfect laid out like this darlin.”

Authors Note: as you can tell Kirishima adores you and calls your beautiful, darlin, love, sweetie etc. he loves the way you get flustered and that turns him on even more. Anyways hope you enjoyed!

You can only reblog this today.

Things Bakugou Does While Fucking You

Warnings: smut obviously, teasing, pet names, cursing, and kinks.

One thing about Bakugou Katsuki is that he shows no mercy not even to his own lover. When he tells you to get ready you better brace yourself he likes to rough at the start mainly because of your reactions. He likes the sound that’s comes out of you it was a mix between a moan and a grunt and then that face you made fucking perfect.

If he saw you struggling and if he’s feeling nice-ish he’ll let you use his shoulder and neck as support. Although he likes it especially when you wrap your arms around his neck he can feel every moment in your body, from your slight panted breathing to the little noises when he hits your G-Spot it just turns him on even more. Plus it brings you to even closer and for a moment he feels at ease before he continues to fuck the ever living out of you.

Don’t think your safe you always have to be alert around this man especially when you where distracted and it seems he thought this was the perfect time to strike because why’d he have to such a good kisser you thought, because Bakugou was kissing on your neck, chest, shoulders even leaving little marks behind. He was looking at you hungrily, hungry for you.

“Such a good girl for me hm?” He said so satisfied with the way you where trying to keep up, taking his with request and being such a good little whore for him. “Be a good bitch for me yeah?” He whispered into your ear. Bitch and whore where probably his two favorite words to call you it was like he was praising and insulting you at the same time and strangely you liked it.

Don’t even get me started with the way he knows your body. His quirk comes in handy with this with your permission of course. He’d use his quirk to warm his hands up which takes a bit of control from him but he’s gonna be the future number one so this is nothing. He knows you liked being choked not to hard though he didn’t want you dying on him. But you guys had practiced this mainly cause Bakugou insisted on it, it’s best he got it down now before something bad happens.

Bakugou’s a hella tease he won’t cum until the last moment where you think your finally out of his clutches he releases it like a mini bomb full of pleasure. He knows your pleased cause you give out all tired and sore. You won’t be walking anytime soon so he cleans you up and himself before wrapping his arms around your waist and cuddling with you.

Authors Note: Since y’all liked the last Bakugou post I thought might as well give you guys another one. Also yes Bakugou did aftercare cause I feel like he wouldn’t want the mess to stain and get sticky also cause he loves you <3. Sorry if this was short I tried my best to make them long but there might be a part two if I feel like it.

cuh… evb liking my post but nobody responding U DONT GOTTA BE A PROFESSIONAL I JUST NEED AN OPINION PLEASEEE 😞💔💔💔

BETA READER NEEDED STAT

I need somebody to read this one shot thing blurb of vampire Keigo x black!f!flapper!reader set in the 1920s in New Orleans. I’m kinda stuck on it like I know what I want and it’s porn with plot however I think I’m thinking to hard abt the plot cause I just wanna give background :( HELPPPPPPP PLEASEEEE

Basically reader is mad at Keigo cause he killed sb infront of her blah blah blah and then he gets sick of that week of her ignoring him so he breaks into her home and masturbates on her bed until she comes home which isn’t a long time bc he knows her schedule like perfectly.

yes he’s a freak and a slut so if ur interested please either dm me or ask box thingy andddd we’ll converse further on discord :3

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“I know honey.” His voice is muffled the sounds coming out incoherent the way his face is shoved in your pussy. His hands gripping your thighs surely to leave marks but he just loves you so much he can’t help it. Your hands dig in his hair scrunching and grabbing every second it just turns him on even more. He’s kissing, sucking, licking, and twirling every little bit down there his mouth marking your pussy saliva mixed with your slick dripping down his chin when looks at you. His eyes golden shine hungrily his skin is flushed a pretty pink with a thin layer of sweat covering his face. Your sundress that he bought for you is brought up at your waist underwear discarded one of your straps hangs off your shoulders chest covered in hickeys and sweet kisses marks of his love. He couldn’t help himself he barely managed to control himself at that family gathering of yours quickly bringing you to the bathroom for a quickie. “You’re so pretty mama.” His voice is heavy dripped in desire and lust the scene is so pleasing you feel your stomach flutter. He continues eating you out while making eye contact his eyes boring into yours pleasantly listening to your whimpers and moans and whimpers “yea, I know baby keep singing f’me.”