Caverman-isdying - If You Have A Minor Dni Then My Bad :/

How the hell did you read my thoughts

funny john ward headcanons + 1 amy headcanon

catboy.

hc that john ward is transfem coded actually. food for thought

10/10 he absolutely is thank you for this headcanon

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK IOBWHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT OMG OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOF DHDKSVSSBSS AAAA. AAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“YOU WHORE!”

Father Garcia, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the demons.

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

I want a csm and faith the unholy trinity crossover so much omg

Like john BUT he has a devil contract

Jason is a protective brother.

I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense in the gritty and angst canon, but I like to believe Jason will give his brothers hell but will ultimately be the most protective of them.

Punching Dick? No problem.

Some random punk ass gang got a few sucker punches on his big brother and then got away?

One week later every single member is found beaten up in front a police station.

Teasing Tim for being awkward around  Bernard? A necessity.

Some dude makes a snide homophobic remark to Tim? His Tiny Robin Tim?

Nope, Jason just punches the dude on the throat.

Trolling the Demon brat? His duty as a big brother.

Damian is in a tight spot with some rogue?

Nah, Red Hood apparently just materializes in the scene and takes them out, Damian had under control? Yes, did Jason care? No.