Husband Shenanigans

Mr waaaaarrrrd I'm a firm believer you like men and that is okay 🏳️‍🌈

im a firm believer in JESUS and BIG MAN TITTIES

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Thinking about that one time in JL TAS when Batman thought Wonder Woman was buried under rubble and literally dug through it with his bare hands until she climbed out and then proceeded to hide his hands from her. Thinking about how it took Flash (2) minutes of talking to get him to go to Flash Appreciation Day and drag Orion along with him. Thinking about how Batman, literally he squishiest and most vulnerable member of the team, shot Martian Manhunter and the Flash away from the Watchtower so he could crash it into the enemy’s doomsday weapon, KNOWING he was far more likely to die than those two. Thinking about how on Superman’s birthday he personally delivered cash, knowing it was a shit gift, to him in the Fortress of Solitude because  he didn’t know how to give it otherwise. Thinking about how Batman is aware that he probably won’t ever fix Gotham, but still goes out and does it anyway because every life he saves is another life that won’t end up like his. Thinking about how Batman’s greatest strength is not his intelligence, or his skill, or his willpower, but his compassion for life even at its ugliest.

Screw a worm, would you love me if I was a tiny blue pixilated priest with so much trauma

One of the reasons why I adore bruce Wayne in the batman is how much I identify with him.

For the most part my feelings towards bruce boil down to "ugh your rich get some therapy and get over it. 🙄" (batman the animated series doesn't count)

Most of this stemmed from my own upbringing /being dirt poor. So in a way I never felt bad for him

But in the 2022 movie holy crap.

He's so utterly and completely broken as a person, trying desperately to make the world a better place in his own way. He's so full of rage and bitterness but at the end of the day he's a terrified little boy who wants to help people but can't/doesn't have the capacity to help in a meaningful way.

But through the movie hes FORCED to change. He's FORCED to confront his actions and his privilege as someone with money. The added fact he's almost 100% autistic is the cherry on top. He's so uncomfortable with social situations and probs has no friends.

I just love him

Tldr; bruce Wayne is an autistic gremlin and I love him

I want a csm and faith the unholy trinity crossover so much omg

Like john BUT he has a devil contract

good evening faith fans across the globe

I’m ngl, this bitch scares the fuck outta me

john when you get a bad ending