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EDIT!, I ALREASDY CAME OUT WITH A NAME. unholy puppeteer!

I've gone insane? Probably! Yeah!

Sooooo, I had this. Silly silly AU idea!

John can switch between the first two at will, second two are more random depending on how bad the situation turns out or on how *bored* Alu is in the moment. So yeah, It would be silly. A priest using demonic powers to destroy OTHER demons, devilman crybaby kind of shit, good shit! I love it!.

Silly facts about this john!:

After he managed to "imprision" Alu (wasn't a easy process btw), he forced it to "heal" his leg. If Alu leaves john's body the wound would reappear. John likes being finally able to walk normally and being able to RUN, although if he tried to in his human/default version after a bit he would get easily exhausted due to not being totally used to it and his age LMAO.

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While he's "half-possessed" or in control of Alu he's WAY more fast, strong and agile (inhumanly even maybe) due to well, duh demonic stuff yk yk.

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In this state his receptivity to fear decreases considerably, he becomes more coldly calculating and serious, less clumsy and anxious. Although it doesn't mean those things are absolutely gone, this only applies on serious occasions, death or fight ones, he preserves his silliness. (in this state he can still be uncomfortable with clowns but not to the point of panic). Meanwhile his senses and perceptivity become higher.

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Alu increased his height, if he was tall in canon NOWS EVEN MORE TALLER HOLY SHIT (this applies to all forms).

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trench coat john hours! in his half possessed form alu gave him a tail that is not very big but quite difficult to hide just to tease him, that's why the trench coat helps a LOT. at first he unconsciously used to wiggle it when happy or excited abt something, like a dog. but with lisa's help now he can control it, at least in public spaces. He can also use it to reach and grab stuff LMAO.

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Alu made another several modifications on john's body, at least *they appear* when he's using it's powers LMAO.

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due to Alu's apparent nature or being able of somehow mimicking voices in game this is also an acquired special ability john has.

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back at it again (right -> left)

deeply in love with the shape of this beast

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@slugs-at-midnight u have a very big brain, genius idea

One of the reasons why I adore bruce Wayne in the batman is how much I identify with him.

For the most part my feelings towards bruce boil down to "ugh your rich get some therapy and get over it. 🙄" (batman the animated series doesn't count)

Most of this stemmed from my own upbringing /being dirt poor. So in a way I never felt bad for him

But in the 2022 movie holy crap.

He's so utterly and completely broken as a person, trying desperately to make the world a better place in his own way. He's so full of rage and bitterness but at the end of the day he's a terrified little boy who wants to help people but can't/doesn't have the capacity to help in a meaningful way.

But through the movie hes FORCED to change. He's FORCED to confront his actions and his privilege as someone with money. The added fact he's almost 100% autistic is the cherry on top. He's so uncomfortable with social situations and probs has no friends.

I just love him

Tldr; bruce Wayne is an autistic gremlin and I love him

5 a.m doodling of Michael Davies for the first time because I kinda forgot of to sleep LMAO.

Who is a polyglot and what are the languages they can speak

Dick: Romani, puns, and Dick jokes

Jason: Vietnamese, Shakespearean, and fuck-words

Tim: French, Latin, and Simlish

Damian: Arabic, Mandarin, and knife roombas

Duke: Elvish, Klingon, and groovy light waves

Cullen: memes, Tumblr, and MCR lyrics

Stephanie: emojis, Pig Latin, and customer service

Cassandra: Cantonese, ASL, and ominous cackling

Barbara: Portuguese, Tamaranean, and math

Harper: bisexual, hot chips, and lie

Carrie: Korean, 🥺, and spontaneous breakdancing

Kate: gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing

Alfred: Italian, pub-speak, and lobster

Selina: Japanese, cat, and Bat grunts

Bruce: Russian, Kryptonian, and $$$

uh, I made it few days ago so I feel like I really want to post this here,yeah

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory