At My Local Playground Passing By And Saw The Most Majestic Demon Ridden Thing I Have Ever Seen

My cat Mozambique when he was a we lad, used to cuddle inside of the plastic water bottle crate with the bottles but, he no longer fits sadly

He's so cute, he just stands on top of them now

This is literally me

the thinking chair

go kitty go kitty go kitty go

*Crunch crunch munch*

I feel like jesse pinkman and Adam Sandler would vibe together well, like a cool uncle and nephew who tape fireworks together kind of vibe

We need a Coca-Cola flavored and carbonated vape

When someone asks me where the pink wall installation went

Aaaww they were made for echother

am mystified by the "the nice towels & sheets get saved for when guests visit" mentality. um no, the nice linens get shared with guests if and when guests appear. they certain don't get reserved for theoretical guest usage, those cunts don't even live here

Imagine if Vapes where still vapes but they sound and looked like a kazoo