My Evil Grandma Used To Tell Me About How She Personally Knew People Whom Where Abducted By Aliens, I've

If Saul Goodman was Amber heard's lawyer, Depp would be fucked

No because when ever I'm sad I think about how JFK never fucking saw the moon landing on live broadcast, he never fucking saw it happen and he never will because his head into hamburger helper, he only was around for like the test flights with like, the monkeys that kept dying and like, *maybe* the successful test flight with a human but who gives a shit about that when the Soviets all ready did it like... So everything was in a sad dead monkey tone at the time like that's so unfair

Two men kissing? Whats the secret?

Paolo Maggis, the secret.

Do people that do shadow puppets that are double jointed get to do like super complex shadow puppets that only double jointed people can do? Idk

Bro wiped out his hawk in desperation, sounds like a cool teacher tho

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

I hate it when you can't download a picture and you have the screenshot and crop it like an animal

doomed yaoi

HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone

Instructions unclear big eggplant shaped hole in wall now help

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it