Mom Says Stfu Or We’re Not Going To Dairy Queen

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KACCHAN!

Check out my new BKDK mafia boss fic!

Title: Zero to Overdrive

Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki / Midoriya Izuku

Word count: 8,644

Chapter: 1/35

Summary: Eyes widening, Katsuki takes in thick thighs, a tight ass and broad shoulders; a fucking sleeper build that could knock Katsuki flat on his ass. He takes in freckled skin and dark green hair, before locking onto eyes so green and bright Katsuki feels his breath catch.

Fuck.

Is that Deku?

Mouth quirking up into a soft smile, a deep voice says the name he never thought he'd hear again, “Hi, Kacchan…”

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At 10 years old Izuku was kidnapped by a rival mafia boss.

Almost a decade and a half later, Izuku and Katsuki, both Heads of their own Mafia organizations, reunite by chance. After a misunderstanding they struggle with the idea of pursuing a romantic relationship.

Unfortunately, they just can’t stay away.

However their relationship is not only weighed down by their own issues, but the whispers of rising threats in the criminal underground that threaten its very foundation. And Izuku’s past may be the key to unlocking the information to defeat them.

[Ao3 link]

Katsuki: You know sometimes you really fuckin' annoy me

Izuku: Oh. Okay.

Katsuki: You idiot. I'm trying to say that I care about you so much that it pisses me off!

Izuku: ...and that's better?

Katsuki: I'M TRYING TO COMMUNICATE MY FEELINGS AND ITS HARD OKAY!?

Katsuki:

Katsuki: ...I love you, alright!?

Izuku x canadians

Do you like this ship?

if you think bakugo is the possessive/jealous one between bakudeku are we even consuming the same piece of media. firstly deku is SHOWN to be weirdly possessive over bakugou for honestly no canonical reason. secondly he spent like 12 years with no friends at all and having to watch bakugou be friends with other people. if that doesn't make him possessive idk what will

the holy grail types of fanfic

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Oh my gooodddd apparently the music in Minecraft has a copyright owned by the music's creator and not Mojang, and that creator chose to make the music free for anyone to use, but suddenly Minecraft youtubers are getting copyright strikes from Warner Brothers who are making the Minecraft movie, who are copyright claiming music that not only do THEY not own, but MINECRAFT doesnt even own

this made me laugh so hard sorry sfgjjsgh