I Agree With Op!!

My ideal life

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone

MIC AND SOME PRO HERO FRIENDSSS✨️✨️

bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

Yesss this would be so good, in like... 30 years when I have a big boy job!!1!

It makes me appreciate it all the better honestly, they can make me cry AND have a sense of humor? Like I'm in love now

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

Bunzuku and his Birthday Princess 👑💥

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"