They Seem Happy About This

CRINGETOBER: DAY 6

Unnatural Eye Colour! Went with a (mostly) human design of my main OC Cathirae for this cus I thought it'd be fun to plan out her robotic eyes! rlly like the blush I did on this hehe ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

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RESULTS:

it’s me the WHITE PHARAOH 🤍 i have been KICKED from the pyramid due to CANCEL CULTURE and i need YOUR HELP please send pictures of your credit card front and back 💳 please help big friendly WHITE PHARAOH 🤍

Streaks of Grey running through her hair

Like fingers wearing

Too many rings; I pick up the phone to her

Shrill voice. Like a bird,

I think, as she tells me my rent is

Long Overdue.

I tell her the birds on the tree outside my apartment are not as pretty as they think they are.

She tells me she does not understand.

People have left her before, gone too soon

Broken her heart

Broken their lease

She pinches her lips together whenever she looks at you

Like she is disgusted with what she sees

You are such a cunt, Marsha.

I tell her I will pay rent whenever I damn well please and that she should be happy to have it late

At least then, she can have somebody to call on the phone

And bother with her horrible voice

She tells me I am her worst tenant.

I tell her I wish she were dead.

Neither of us have anyone else to talk to, so we stay on the line.

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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t-rex :>>> ik ik im basic but idc (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)

HELLO!!

HI

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!? :>

tell me tell me please

pasta with cheese is BANGIN and I will not hear anything against it

Why the fuck do people eat pasta with CHEESE

oooo its the fuckin wizard