If You Ever Feel Like You’ve Made Bad Decisions Just Remember That Somewhere Out There Is A Theatre

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

damn . . . the amount of restraint it must be taking for kamala to give an actual answer instead of just calling him a racist fuckwad

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

in light of recent events, fuck

yeah maybe just avoid all food with chicken in it in the united states for a bit...just until they figure out all of who is in possession of the listeria chicken (also includes a lesser amount of beef and maybe other meat)

“In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, it doesn’t.”

— Brennan Lee Mulligan, accidentally stumbling onto the meaning of life during a fucking DnD game on a $5 a month comedy streaming service

Me now v me in middle school

Rats vs Mice

(To be clear, this is not an anti-mouse post. Small cute animals should be allowed to be a little fucked up.)