Today You, Tomorrow Me.

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

it IS a phase, mom

“In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, it doesn’t.”

— Brennan Lee Mulligan, accidentally stumbling onto the meaning of life during a fucking DnD game on a $5 a month comedy streaming service

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

Grew up very very catholic like had catechism 2 days a week pioneer girls(girls scouts if they didn’t sell cookies and instead taught you to be a good wife) 2 days a week and mass on Wednesdays and Sundays type. I had this children’s book of bible story’s in which I read (1 Kings 3:16–28) and was apparently inconsolable

alrighty, pope's dead. share your most memorable Childhood Catholic Trauma in the notes