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2 years ago

to every wlw/sapphic who sees this, and runs an active blog:

please reblog this if aro sapphics can interact with your blog. it's crazy that I have to say this (again), but it's extremely hard finding aro-positive wlw blogs, without coming across something even mildly negative towards aro sapphics.

doing it this way, I have a better idea of where to get my daily dose of sapphic content. thanks for your cooperation ๐ŸŒป

from your local, tired, aro (aphrodite) lesbian,

-Y.

2 years ago
2 years ago

the guy says "up to interpretation" when asked about his character's sexuality and then proceeds to do this okay we see u

The Guy Says "up To Interpretation" When Asked About His Character's Sexuality And Then Proceeds To Do
The Guy Says "up To Interpretation" When Asked About His Character's Sexuality And Then Proceeds To Do
4 years ago

โ€œThatโ€™s my husband,โ€ Dean says at the reception, watching Cas dance with Claire, grinning so big his cheeks hurt. He fiddles with the ring on his finger. Sam calls him a dork. He doesnโ€™t mind.

โ€œThatโ€™s my husband,โ€ Dean tells the trembling girl under his arm, beaming with pride as he ushers her out of the vamp nest. He covers her eyes as the entire building flares with angelic grace. The vamps donโ€™t stand a chance.

โ€œThatโ€™s my husband,โ€ Dean shouts, pumping his fists in the air as Cas struggles to break the mechanical bull riding record at the local bar. Cas falls just short of Deanโ€™s time. It may have been on purpose, but Dean doesnโ€™t care as long as he gets a victory kiss.

โ€œThatโ€™s my husband,โ€ Dean says, spitting out blood with a smile. Some rogue British Man of Letters hovers over him, glancing at the door, the grip on his blade faltering. Someone screams out in the hallway. These guys donโ€™t stand a chance either.

โ€œThatโ€™s my husband,โ€ Dean tells the cashier, leaning against the check-out counter as Cas takes a few preliminary steps in a pair of bumblebee rain boots. Dean gets a pair, too.

โ€œThatโ€™s my husband,โ€ Dean murmurs into the side of Casโ€™s neck, arms looping around his waist from behind, swaying in front of the bathroom mirror. He breathes in his husband, breathes in his home.

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4 years ago

grishaverse as b99 quotes

Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
Grishaverse As B99 Quotes
2 years ago
19 Day: Comfort

19 Day: comfort

Octavius read about the ending of the Roman Empire.

3 months ago

The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.

Me, minding my own beeswax: Iโ€™ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: under his breath Warm milk? Get a life.. they donโ€™t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: Rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that

Me: I donโ€™t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig

The guy: Notices my ace pin Oh so youโ€™re an aceggot? So you just donโ€™t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, Iโ€™m a proud โ€œaceggotโ€ and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, Iโ€™m used to it though.. Thatโ€™s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

The guy: Iโ€™m literally a gay man and I wonโ€™t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay sx, people like you are hurting my community. Iโ€™m gonna go have SX with my boyfriend

Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now youโ€™re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed aceโ€™s throatโ€ฆ Not a good look. And yes, Iโ€™m a proud Jesus freak!

Woman: Iโ€™ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

Me: You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really?

Barista: Throws water on the bigoted guy

Barista: Wellโ€ฆ I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it

Me: picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head

Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.

Me: loudly and proudly Another warm milk please, on the house! I think Iโ€™m owed it

Barista: You know it!

Bigot: storms out crying

4 years ago
โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”

Alex Claremont-Diaz being a 5-year-old: a saga

4 years ago
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(from left to right)

1- ๐™…๐™–๐™˜๐™š

2- ๐˜พ๐™ก๐™–๐™ง๐™ฎ

3 - ๐™…๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ

4 -ย ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™–

5 - ๐™Ž๐™ž๐™ข๐™ค๐™ฃ

6 -ย ๐™„๐™จ๐™–๐™—๐™š๐™ก๐™ก๐™š

7 -ย ๐˜ผ๐™ก๐™š๐™˜

8 -ย ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™œ๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ

9 -ย ๐™‡๐™ž๐™ก๐™ฎ

You asked for the second part and I can confidently say that Jace LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT IN MY HEAD, YOU CANโ€™T CHANGE MY MIND! ( and I also quietly pray that you will like my Magnus๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ŒHe made me suffer)ย 

And hey, appreciate their eyes!!!

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carrotsarelies - I make up lies when my friends ask to meet up
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