OWEN WILSON And STEVE COOGAN As JEDEDIAH And OCTAVIUS In The NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM Trilogy

who is doing it like him

What are your favourite ao3 sexter fics?

anon ily so much. here u go mwah

arsenic and old friends by mielipieli - AHHHHHHHHHHHH. that time when erskine poisoned saracen to learn his discipline except saracen is actually a sensitive. CONCERNED DEXTER! this fic makes me want to kill people its so good. one of my fave dead men fics in general

way down we go by dafirenze and jackswest - i thought this was a cowboy au. its not but its still very good! unfinished as of now, and the secter doesnt get very far (and both are introduced much later) but i am a sucker for period typical internalised homophobia <3 all the characters are super interesting (but larrikin isnt there)

(everything past this is just listed by when it was uploaded to ao3)

you and me by wildeisms - POST TDOTL FLUFF!!! no angst here baby only jokes and recovery

the bet by klstarre - actually i rec all of klstarres sexter fics but this one is less angsty more humour and i like it :3

aries rising by astrodisea - i promise im nearly done with the post tdotl fics i just really like them. more recovery fluff!

lord vexington by protectoroffaeries - i am not one for hp aus but! i thought this one was really cute! maybe im biased cause i think dexters cute but. oh well

on good terms by cirrusgrey - MORE RECOV- im kidding. post night of knives, the joys of miscommunication!

lie to me - ITS NOT ANGSTY I PROMISE its very cute, pre canon sexter reminiscing :3

smoke gets in your eyes by soupmetaphors - YES YESYESYES. preslash reimagining of how saracen and dexter met. very very nice ending scene :D

out in the open by sunflower_saracen - you can never have enough post todtl healing. very sweet. im running out of descriptors

better to have three februaries than a spring like this by printedwithsoyink - reunion fics. mmmm. ive reread this one a lot, set during the first book. healing i think!

my heart will barefaced lie by carloabay - MORE WAR ERA FIC YAY i love pining

star-crossed by swordfaery - the only sow fic! this is just part of sow from saracens pov it hurts me but its still cute somehow

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

Good for them

larrikin, seeing shudder summon a gist that rips out of his chest and annihilates everyone in the room,

alec & magnus in city of glass :,)

“You need to stop seeing [Villain].”

“Well I can’t exactly stand them up, now can I? That would be rude.”

The hero was walking around, getting ready for their hang-out session with the villain, while their colleague annoyingly trailed behind them.

“Am I the only one who sees how insane this is? They’re a villain.”

“Plaid or graphic tee?” the hero asked, holding up a shirt in each hand.

“I should hardly think that matters.”

“You’re right. It’s not like our clothes will be staying on very long anyways.” The hero grinned at the way the other superhero flushed.

Still, their colleague pressed on. “How is this not a conflict of interest?”

The hero shrugged. “We compartmentalize,” they said, pulling on the plaid shirt. “Enemies in the streets – ”

“You don’t need to finish that sentence.”

“ – fuckbuddies in the sheets.”

Their colleague sighed.

“Why, [Colleague], I never would have marked you for a prude.”

“Look, what you do in your personal life is your business …”

“Glad we’re agreed.”

“ … except when it puts the residents of this city at risk.”

The hero rolled their eyes. “Have you always been this dramatic?” They walked into the bathroom and picked up their toothbrush.

“You are vulnerable when you’re with [Villain].”

“And they’re vulnerable with me. That’s kind of how intimacy works.” They applied toothpaste and started brushing.

Their colleague shook their head, leaning against the doorframe. “I don’t get it. Why are you so insistent on staying with them?”

The hero peered at their reflection and smiled. There were lots of reasons.

Things were open between the hero and villain, and they both had other partners. But none of the hero’s other friends with benefits had both Smash Bros and DDR. And none of them could do that thing with their tongue where …

Well, let’s just say the villain was a very talented individual.

Plus …

“[Villain] is literally the only other aroallo person I know,” they said, after spitting out their toothpaste.

The hero’s other partners accepted them, and didn’t expect anything romantic from them. But none of them quite got it the way the villain did.

Their colleague looked away. “I’m sure that’s very valuable for you …”

“Yeah, it is. You have no idea how much.” The hero wiped their mouth. “You’ve never felt the loneliness of thinking you’re the only person like yourself in the whole goddamn world.”

Their colleague looked up, meeting their gaze with a grim expression. “You’re right. I can’t imagine what that’s like.”

The hero let out a breath. “But you still think I’m being selfish.”

“Yes.”

The hero nodded. They could appreciate the honesty, at least.

“I’m about to start pissing,” they said, gesturing to the toilet. “So if you don’t mind …”

Their colleague straightened. “I’ll go wait in the other room.”

“It might be best if you just let yourself out. [Villain] will be here pretty soon to pick me up.”

Their colleague didn’t look happy, but they gave a single nod. “We’ll talk about this another time.”

“Can’t wait.”

When they heard the front door shut behind their colleague, the hero’s shoulders loosened, and they let out a sigh.

They could see where their colleague was coming from. Really. But they just didn’t understand the villain like the hero did.  

And, frankly, it was none of their business.

The hero stared at themself in the mirror for a moment, then patted their cheeks a couple times. They had an amazing evening ahead of them, they just had to focus on that.

And try not to let the rest of it bother them.

𝐓𝐌𝐈 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐆 ↠ ARTBREEDER

(from left to right)

1- 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙚

2- 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙮

3 - 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣

4 - 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙖

5 - 𝙎𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙣

6 - 𝙄𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚

7 - 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙘

8 - 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙣𝙪𝙨

9 - 𝙇𝙞𝙡𝙮

You asked for the second part and I can confidently say that Jace LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT IN MY HEAD, YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND! ( and I also quietly pray that you will like my Magnus🙏😌He made me suffer) 

And hey, appreciate their eyes!!!