Another Gem From The Fivan Server

Sherlock

sidenote: I’m curious what everyone’s first fandom on tumblr was? cause that really is the truest you. deep down, it’s who you are as a blogger.

so like I said mine was Marianas Trench, what about y’all?

Women in the life of Henry VIII

JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS SOUNDTRACK

 (insp.)

Nico: Why aren’t there any gay movies out there? Gods, I’m sick of watching hetero romcoms

Will: I’ve been asking the same question for years

(Dexter Vex/Saracen Rue) (They’ve been together for a few years in this)

Oh god, this quick scene has been in my head for days

Dexter and Saracen stood shoulder-to-shoulder waiting to cross the street. They shared a single umbrella to protect them from the night’s pouring rain. Saracen had been considering something Valkyrie had asked.

“Do you want to get married?” Saracen queried. Dexter looked up at him, “Hmm?”

Saracen hesitated, “Would you be happier if we got married?” Dexter gripped his gloved hand with his own.

“I am happy. I love you,” Dexter assured him, “Would you be happier?”

He shook his head, “No. Val brought it up and I’ve just been wondering. I don’t care about getting married.” Then he added, “But if you ever wanted to, I would immediately.”

Saracen rested his head against Dexter’s shoulder, “I feel the same way.” In return, Dexter squeezed his hand tighter. “Do you want kids?” he blurted.

Saracen choked, “God no.”

Dexter Laughed, “Me neither.”

“We would be terrible parents,” Saracen grinned.

“Yes. Yes, we would.”

So I’ve finally gotten around to introducing my brother to Line of Duty snd it’s safe to say that he’s hooked! We watched the first three episodes of series one, and here are some of my favourite quotes:

Series One: Episode One

. *when Tony is arresting that guy at the start* ‘A knife! NOOOOOOOO!’

. *when Jackie gets in Tony’s car* ‘Good morning, you killed someone! Have a nice day.’

. ‘Ooooooo Office style zoom ins.’

. ‘Do Steve and Kate get together?’

. ‘You can hear the internal scream when Steve finds out who pooped in his car.’

Series One: Episode Two

. ‘Why is Bob the Builder so mean in this?’

. *to the tune of Tom Jones’ ‘Delilah’* ‘Why, why whyyyyy Steveeee’

. *When Kate said something felt odd, to the tune of ‘Love is All Around’* ‘I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes…’

. * makes siren noises every time he sees a police car*

. ‘I’d be really pissed off if Steve ditched me on a date, witness or not.’

. ‘At least they can’t continue their affair if she’s dead.’

Series One: Episode Three

. ‘Get some Vanish on the carpet, that’ll clean the blood right up.’

. *During the interview scene* Steve is destroying Tony right now.’

. ‘She must be a bit chilly in that freezer, surely?’

. ‘Has Kate found the glass?’

. ‘Where’s the glass?’

. ‘THERE’S THE GLASS!’

. ‘Steve really said fuck this shit I’m out.’

Stay tuned for more instalments of ‘My Brother Watches Line of Duty.’

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