China: What did you do?
Skulduggery : Remember when you told me not to burn down the sanctuary
China: YOU BURNT DOWN THE SANCTUARY!!!!!
Skulduggery: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately this is a success story
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julie and the phantoms + text posts [part 14/?] – alex x willie
Good for them
So I’ve finally gotten around to introducing my brother to Line of Duty snd it’s safe to say that he’s hooked! We watched the first three episodes of series one, and here are some of my favourite quotes:
Series One: Episode One
. *when Tony is arresting that guy at the start* ‘A knife! NOOOOOOOO!’
. *when Jackie gets in Tony’s car* ‘Good morning, you killed someone! Have a nice day.’
. ‘Ooooooo Office style zoom ins.’
. ‘Do Steve and Kate get together?’
. ‘You can hear the internal scream when Steve finds out who pooped in his car.’
Series One: Episode Two
. ‘Why is Bob the Builder so mean in this?’
. *to the tune of Tom Jones’ ‘Delilah’* ‘Why, why whyyyyy Steveeee’
. *When Kate said something felt odd, to the tune of ‘Love is All Around’* ‘I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes…’
. * makes siren noises every time he sees a police car*
. ‘I’d be really pissed off if Steve ditched me on a date, witness or not.’
. ‘At least they can’t continue their affair if she’s dead.’
Series One: Episode Three
. ‘Get some Vanish on the carpet, that’ll clean the blood right up.’
. *During the interview scene* Steve is destroying Tony right now.’
. ‘She must be a bit chilly in that freezer, surely?’
. ‘Has Kate found the glass?’
. ‘Where’s the glass?’
. ‘THERE’S THE GLASS!’
. ‘Steve really said fuck this shit I’m out.’
Stay tuned for more instalments of ‘My Brother Watches Line of Duty.’
Barbie, The Plastic Religion by Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini (2014)
Reyna: gods it’s so hard being in charge of an entire legion by myself, trying to prevent a massive war, flying across the entire ocean to help other people save the world
Nico: hi
Reyna: *pulling him towards her* great, now I’m a single mother too
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