On Gallifrey What Would Happen If A Couple Were Married And They Were Both Straight And Then One Of Them

“And you have fixed my Life – however short. You did not light me: I was always a mad comet; but you have fixed me. I spun round you a satellite for a month, but I shall swing out soon, a dark star in the orbit where you will blaze… Someday, I must tell how we sang, shouted, whistled and danced through the dark lanes through Colinton; and how we laughed till the meteors showered around us, and we felt calm under the winter stars. And some of us saw the pathway of the spirits for the first time. And seeing it so far above us, and feeling the good road so safe beneath us, we praised God with louder whistling; and knew we loved one another as no men love for long.”

— Letter from Wilfred Owen to Siegfried Sassoon, November 1917.

Cas is terrified of damaging the engagement ring Dean gives him so he takes it off constantly–to shower, to wash his hands, when he goes on his morning runs, whenever he’s trying to cook something. He forgets it, because he’s still not used to owning things to keep track of besides his angel blade, so Dean keeps finding it lying around the bunker.

Every time he finds it, Dean tracks him down and proposes to him all over again, silly and dramatic and down on one knee. It happens in the kitchen, in the library. He interrupts shooting practice with Sam once, which Sam calls “dangerous” and “irresponsible” but was actually very funny. Once, he finds it after Cas has gone to the grocery store, so he tracks him down and proposes in the produce aisle. Some people clap, some give him a strange look. None of them know this is the third time this week.

When they get married, they switch to high-quality silicone rings.

Neil Josten wears a gold band around his left ring finger and is absolutely cheating on his partner.

Before he ever joined the Santa Fe Cougars, Josten was part of a pride campaign for Nike. So was Andrew Minyard. It was a big deal. The interviews around it said every athlete in the campaign was LGBTQ. Josten talked about his husband. Minyard talked about queer foster kids.

That, the Cougars speculate, is where Josten and Minyard reconnected. They went to college together, separated when Minyard moved to Santa Fe and Josten moved to Jersey, saw each other again at this campaign, and then, a year later, were on the same team again.

None of the Cougars have ever met Josten’s husband. Even at team parties, Josten never brings him around. Probably he thinks it would be too risky.

None of them have gotten close enough to Minyard to figure out his relationship status. But, the Cougars collectively believe, Minyard’s relationship status can only possibly make a bad situation worse.

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