Drake?

when people like your OCs it is truly one of the best feelings ever. but when they also UNDERSTAND your OCs??? When they say or do something that just makes you go "oh they get it." UNBEATABLE.

they hate to see a big fucking pathetic coward loser winning

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

I'm behind on fanart posting, so here, have a lazy 3 AM Contessa from a while back.

my christmas cookie decoration was the survivorship bias diagram

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

Dinovember day 13! Carnotaurus! A Theropod from the late Cretaceous! I cant unsee this little mating ritual Im so sorry I just love its little arms. For those who havent seen it look up Prehistoric Planet Carnotaurus mating dance.