MERLIN | 2.10 Sweet Dreams
Zeus: "If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save."
Athena: "Finish it."
Aeolus: "The end always justifies the means."
Poseidon: "Ruthlessness is mercy."
Hermes: "You can be hurt or you can beat her. ... I'll help you conquer her."
Tiresias: "I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."
Hestia, probably:
Merlin looking proud of Arthur for lying to his father: a compilation.
Also, these two idiots just lied to the king and left wearing the most smug faces ever and I love them.
:-P
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I hate it when people say Merlin and Arthur are black cat × golden retriever (respectively), because have you seen Arthur?? That's the most cat-coded human I have ever seen.
He's weird about touching and emotions, he's bratty and arrogant, and he thinks he can beat big scary monsters all by himself—exactly like those videos of orange cats attacking bigger animals.
I headcanon him as a pretty blond cat whose owner spends a lot of money on him, basically living like The Aristocats movie.
And for Merlin, he's a frail-looking street dog that someone thinks is so adorable and takes pity on him, so they adopt him.
He's friendly, loyal, and his owner swears the dog doesn't bite (he hunts 'bad' humans and sometimes eats their flesh), but his owner doesn't know, so it doesn’t count. Also something about Merlin still waiting for Arthur to return for 1500+ years is too similar to Hachi the dog who waited by the train station for his owner until the day he died.
But in this case the dog is unfortunately immortal, so I guess he will wait forever.
Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]
I know there are alot of angsty Tim does not believe he is part of the family takes but consider a hilarious twist on this where Tim 100% separates being a bat verses being a Wayne like its more of a family business type of situation.
Like Jason goes on a full ass monologue about how Tim stole Robin and his place in the family as Dick’s brother and Bruce’s son and Tim is like??? chill I’m an employee dude. Damian tries to kill him to prove that he is the superior son and Tim is super confused because shouldn’t he go after one of Bruce’s sons instead of an unpaid intern?
Bruce has a whole heart attack when Tim tries to ask if he has a retirement plan or benefits lmfao
Cue everyone trying to show Tim he’s part of the family except he is dodging attempts left and right (like that time he created a fake uncle just so he wouldn’t get adopted)
i dont watch philza's hardcore world but whenever i see a clip of it hes always moving sand. hes always in a big pit somewhere getting rid of sand and putting sand and taking away sand and putting sand and talking it away. in a big pit. is he an ant
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