I saw one of your posts saying Bruce is secretly most overprotective of Jason and literally everyone knows it and basically what I'm asking is can we see that 👀 (I also just want Jason to be like completely oblivious to it as well)
Bruce makes Jason buckle his seatbelt even if the villain is getting away
He takes the Joker cases himself and refuses to let Jason (or any of his kids) touch them
Bruce conveniently needs to use the bathroom every time Jason gets done showering and unplugs the hairdryer
He always leaves extra snacks and cash in Jason's jacket
And a bottle of water in his bike's compartment
And an extra jacket in case it gets cold
And a spare batarang... or dozen
He checks movies on DoesTheDogDie.com to make sure they don't have anything personally upsetting
For big missions, he runs the worst case scenarios in his head and lets Alfred talk sense into him before sending Jason off
He'll "randomly" walk in and out of the Batcave when Jason is pulling an all-nighter
Like "Heeey I just forgot my towel here" "Mhm"
Or "Alfred made cookies and there's no way I can finish them all" "Leave 'em here"
Or "Check out this new app I got" "Cool"
Bruce puts dangerous weapons on high shelves forgetting that Jason isn't 4'1" anymore
On days when Bruce's anxiety is acting up more than usual, he'll assign Jason to desk duty
Including one particular evening when everyone is on desk duty
Jason's mad because he wants to be on the field but Bruce called in Huntress, Batwing, and even some Metropolis heroes instead of utilizing their usual first line of defense
He doesn't realize what's going on until he's complaining to and Damian says, "You know we're only here to keep Father's peace of mind." Steph nods and adds, "Normally it's just you" and Jason short-circuits. By the time he processes it, the rest of them already moved on to another topic
Later that night, Jason confronts Bruce about it
He tells Jason he timed this months ahead of time and says, "There were explosives planted on every block for miles. We had to evacuate everyone."
Jason says, "I could've helped"
Bruce shakes his head as he drapes his cowl on his bike handle. "I couldn't risk having you out there"
Jason goes off, asking if Bruce relegated him to easier things because he didn't trust him, or if it was the guns, or a number of other things, and Bruce says none of that is true and he trusts Jason fully
Jason: "Then tell me what it is!"
Bruce: "I needed to know you were there for me to come home to!"
There's a hitch in the air, as if time got punched in the gut and is reeling for a breath
Jason envelopes Bruce in his arms and Bruce just whispers, "You've gotten so big"
And in the future, if Jason randomly requests desk duty, it has nothing to do with how stressed out Bruce looks
Nope, not at all
its 2020 and ive only just watched the hobbit trilogy and im just so happy that it ended with thorin retiring to the shire and raising little pebble frodo with his husband ✨
Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*
Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?
Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.
Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-
Me: They're fucking.
thorin but make him a polish nobleman
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the reason I love alternating POV bagginshield is because Bilbo is always thinking, oh I have such a crush on Thorin I need to stamp this out this could never happen I need to get over this and I’m just happy he finally considers me a friend and meanwhile Thorin is like, Bilbo my beloved, my most treasured, my One, why is he not responding to my very circuitous and secret dwarven courting customs, I’ve already picked out our wedding colors
the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think
Is this anything
I've got loads of Merlin doodles just sitting so I might start uploading them as they are.
Merlin characters as tags from this poll
(BBC Merlin & Text Posts 14/?)
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