There Is An Elderly Man In My Neighborhood Who Lives Right Next To Where I Park My Car And He’s Very
There is an elderly man in my neighborhood who lives right next to where I park my car and he’s very proper and polite so I always wave hello to him whenever I see him sitting on his porch, and apparently he saw my mom outside the other day and told her about how nice and polite I was and how much he appreciated me talking to him.
That was really nice to hear and made me happy, because I like being polite to people, but I also realized that this means that every time I park there and get out of my car I have only JUST turned off my Lemon Demon playlist before opening my car door and am probably thinking about the little gay people who live in my brain and this very nice old man (who wears a very nice brimmed hat btw) has no idea what magnitude of shenaniganery I am getting up to behind the scenes….
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He’s been getting away with it for years. No one on the crew has caught on yet.
Current status: Emotionally fragile yay
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