This Is HYSTERICAL

MY WEAKNESS....

*aggressively spams accept button*

*patiently waits for sonadow nation to accept my friend request*

he loves his gift so much.. now GIMME *cutely steals from sonic*

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYSS

🎄🎄🎄🦔

YES THE QUEEN HAS POSTED AGAIN!

Boost is fine with other versions of himself dating men, but dating Sonic?! Oh no that’s where he draws the damn line.

Prism likes hugs and physical affection in general the most. If anyone’s needed any physical comfort he’s probably the first guy they’d go to. (Other than Lance and Arthur off)

And for people who’ve asked, Snap, Classic, and Emerald are all the same person! Just different points in time. And Emerald is also Unleashed and Frontiers Sonic, but he got cured. 

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YESSSSS THEORIES ARE MY FAVEEEEEE

My Checklist for Helluva Boss Season 3!

This list consists of all my theories that I have for season 3. I've been seeing people share their predictions, so I wanted to share mine!

♡ Barbie Wire's reappearance: I have a strong inkling that Blitzø may run to her while he goes to Sloth to pick up Stolas's meds. I don't think Barbie would mention Blitzø almost getting executed but I would love it if it does.

♡ A Pro Choice Storyline: I want Millie to feel that she has the right to choose whether she wants to keep the baby or not and not let the pressure from society keep her from making a choice. I also want this storyline to align with Stella's backstory where it shows what's it like to have a child you don't want with a man you don't like.

♡ Verosika's Healing Journey: All I really want is for Verosika to at least go back to rehab to help her alcoholism. After Apology Tour and Mastermind, she seems to be doing slightly better.

♡ Tilla & Cash Buckzo Flashback: I have a theory that Blitzø and Barbie's parents are similar to Stolas & Stetlla, where Tilla stays for the kids, while Cash was abusive. I also want this to be a way to help Blitzø connect with Via, since they've never really interacted.

♡ Loona & Octavia Interaction: I want it to be opposite of Seeing Stars, where it's not a calm conversion. I just want to see Loona passionately open up to Via about having the first 17 years of her life with no parents in an adoption center while Via had the best childhood that anyone could wish for.

♡ More Fizzarolli: I just like the clown twink.

♡ The Divorce is Finalized: The divorce was initiated in S2E1 and by S2E4 Andrephelus was talking about compensation for Stella. Then S2E8, Stolas says that he won't dwell upon the divorce, and in S2E11 Andrephelus refers to Stolas as "horny ex husband" to Stella but as her "husband" during the trial. I don't think the divorce was ever finalized. With this I want Blitzø to find out what kind of wife Stella was to Stolas.

♡ Striker vs. Blitzø: I don't have a prediction on how this'll happen but I would love to see Blitzø get angry for Mastermind and Western Energy. I also want Striker to say something petty like "Didn't you say it was a transactional fucking?" (S1E5).

♡ Barbie joins IMP: I don't think she'll stay long but it would be cute to see Blitzø help his sister out.

♡ Stolas's Weight Gain: To me, I feel that Stolas struggles with body image and self confidence. Stella literally called him "scrawny" and a "twig" in S2E1, and I feel like his eating habits are not healthy. It's literally cereal and absinthe. I would love to see him try Blitzø's cooking and explore new food items where he gets a bit heavier (and his thighs get thicker).

♡ Moxxie & Stolas Interactions: They are great characters but I want them to have friends outside of their partners. Stolas can sing with Moxxie and they can eventually watch musicals together. I really just want them to have a friendship like Blitzø and Millie does.

♡ Stolitz Cheek & Forehead Kisses: I'm still not over the fact that Stolas was unaware that Blitzø kissed his cheek in Mastermind. Also, they've seen each other's holes already so they deserve to be soft with each other.

♡ Andrealphus Failure: I've had this theory since the end of Mastermind where hell would basically freeze over to an apocalyptic wasteland because Andrealphus doesn't know how to use the Grimoire or do any of Stolas's duties. It can be easily forgotten (because we don't see it really) that Stolas is like a tarot reader/astrologer and he curses the moon during the Harvest Moon Festival so that the farmers can grow crops. Andrealphus is a peacock that has ice powers do geometry.

♡ Octavia's 18th Birthday: After that Sinsmas fight, I don't think Andrealphus will just let Via have Stolas's possessions. He'll most likely do anything to get rid of her and keep the power. I can see him trying to marry her off to someone and Blitzø and Stolas find out. I would love to see Blitzø slip up and call Octavia his daughter when he's trying to save her. I can see this being the finale and Season 4 is the aftermath.

♡ Stolitz Conversation: Eventually, Stolas and Blitzø are going to have to finally talk all that happens between them. I really just want them both to apologize and Blitzø drops that he loves Stolas. I've been waiting for these two talk it out for three years!!

HAHAAAA DADOW I LOVE THIS

more dadow content for yall !!

OMGOMG I READ THAT SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME THE OTHER DAY B4 I SAW THIS ABD IM OBSESSED OH MY GOD ITS SO GOOD I CRIED

Guys I'll definitely be making another Sonic Movie 3 fic rec list in the coming weeks (as soon as I'm done with midterms, but in the meantime here's the link to the first list if you missed it )

But in the meantime please do yourself a favor and go check this serie out:

As Long As You Got Somewhere to Lay - by @mikakay21121

Sonadow, Found Family - a Four parts serie - Main Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Body Horror, Medical Trauma, Medical Experimentation, Protective Sonic the Hedgehog, Traumatized Shadow the Hedgehog, Soft Shadow the Hedgehog, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fix-It, Cuddling & Snuggling

Summary under the read more

Why you should read this: it starts with the simple plot idea of "what if Sonic was the one to have found Shadow first in the lab" and then becomes an absolute masterpiece as Shadow discovers what is it like to actually be treated as a real being with feelings and what it is like to live life and he learns it side by side with Sonic and the help of the Wachowski family while the events of the Movie takes place differently. Not gonna lie its angsty and dark and so full of love your heart will explode - and you should really be mindful of the tags - but it's so worth it I've harassed the author with comments about how amazing this was for the past two days and you should do the same

Again I'll do another fic list for Sonic Movie 3 (I'll ask in a couple of weeks if people are interested in it ofc) and I'll include this serie again - but I already wanted to rec it so go check it out !!! (And reblog the post to spread the word or leave a comment on the fic if you liked it!)

I hope I tagged the right tumblr but it's too late to check it's 4am so if someone can check for me that would be appreciated thank you

AAARRGH IT IS A GOOD DAY TO KNOW SPANISH 🧡🧡

Shadow, have you tried to say something super corny to Sonic in Spanish or French just to see his reaction? Sometimes its fun to say heartfelt stuff in a language they can't understand and make them flustered and confused~. ❤️

*he crosses his arms* Not recently. I did once when we were still enemies, and he didn't seem to register it. I've also used sign, but he keeps thinking I'm trying to initiate dance competitions. I'll need to teach him a second language at some point. It's frustrating only being able to communicate in one. *He looks up as Sonic zooms past him into the kitchen. Shadow follows him, leaning against the counter and watching him rifle through the fridge*

Hmm hmm hmm~

Ey guapo.

Huh? *Sonic looks up* what did you say..?

Te amo, imbécil.

... Rude.

Oh really?

Yeah. You called me an imbecile. You tryna challenge me? Cuz you know I'm always down for a race~

I said more than just that. *He walks over and kisses Sonic's cheek* Tu n'est pas plus rapide que moi, mon chéri. N'essaye même pas.

*Sonic blushes as Shadow speaks French at him from this close proximity* ... Eheh.... Hey~ Whats gotten into you?

*Shadow shrugs, backing off* Just moody, I guess.

..heh.. I think I like moody Shadow..~

Uh huh. If only you knew what I said. *He turns to leave, a little smile on his face as he exits the kitchen. Sonic stares after him, suddenly doubting his understanding of what just happened*

oh my sweet little gay hedgies ☹️🧡

Ahhh I forgot to add the character tags but these guys are Prism and Paradox ofc

Also, nice save Paradox… you’ll get away with it. For now. Also the format I’ve sorta decided on is gonna be -> paradox and prism story (2 posts) then 2 posts for others until we get to the next story :)

Follow me on Twitter for super epic art and epic takes wooo yeaah. Also I hate twitter that app is a pit of garbage 💔

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poor baby :(

Aw Shadow, what happened to your waist? Everything okay?

-🧡 anon

Thank you for your concern, but I’m fine. This pain is as old as I am.

Fine is a strong word. You’re in pain all the time, Shads…

I have chronic pain. I get flare ups. I manage it. Sonic was just helping me attach a heating pad yesterday—the adhesives don’t work on fur, so the bandages help hold it in place.

We’ll get Tails to take a look at a better fix.

viv and her crew think they're slick.. the fandom has eyes EVERYWHERE NYEHEHEH

This scene had me conflicted because I couldn't tell if he was sad or angry or happy more scared but knowing he's protecting Blitz ,Then I noticed in his eyes he had a heart and that is just enough to make me cry.....