Im Back And Im Back In Style With An Even Stupider Idea- SCPs As Photos In My Camera Roll

035: what ya got there?

049 high as balls on morphine: ca ntalOupe

049- (face down in a river but able to talk perfectly) Gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in a mossy knoll and d r i f t a w a y

049-jay and jacket are the duo lingo birds of the group

im sorry i dont make the rules

049-WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

035- Probably because im a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence

049-Oh...

035- I dont know how you keep forgeting that

106: I can’t believe mask was eaten by 11 billion crabs

049 deadpan: tragic

The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

035- Ah my love delicate as a flower, strong with a fight, raven black hair darker than the night, golden eyes in a sea of white, oh my love for you i would die

049- (just in the other room in his mind) Is the spelled with an a?

Scps as random quotes

035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!

049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment

049- Call me an escalator because i let people down

035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Hot take, Criminal Minds is just Scooby Doo for adults.

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.