035: What Do You Need To Figure It Out?

049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people

049: but can you do THIS?

*dies*

035- Can you keep it down im trying to think?!

049- Dont worry, doing anything for the first time is hard

litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)

035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button

035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN

035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!

035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!

035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger

035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!

Scps as random quotes

035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!

049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment

049- Call me an escalator because i let people down

035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS

049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'

106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning

106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.

035- you will not have peace?

(woman walks by)

035- have a peice of that- nah thats not my type

035- shes pretty

035- its just my type is men

035- hahahhaHAHAHHAH

AAHHAHAah!

035- sometimes i think and sometimes

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035- I dont!

049- That still dosen't explain how you got taped to the ceiling

049- Ma' am your child is getting vaxxinated wether i have to knock your lights out or not

035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics