The Cat And The Dad She Said She "didn't Want"

The Cat And The Dad She Said She "didn't Want"

The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"

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10 months ago
a screenshot of a text conversation. over the blue text is a cropped png of laios touden, and over the gray text is kabru. from blue to gray (laios to kabru), the text reads:

"so yeah that's basically the entire history of the dungeon"

"woah you're so knowledgeable"

"thanks. i think??"

"don't take this the wrong way. but is there a history of autism in your family?"

is this anything

9 months ago
Ryoko Kui: Bet
Ryoko Kui: Bet
Ryoko Kui: Bet

ryoko kui: bet

1 year ago

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Reading Amazing Fanfiction, Then Forgetting To Bookmark It
1 year ago
I Made Some Dungeon Meshi Cups! The Printing Turned Out Super Well And I’m In Love!
I Made Some Dungeon Meshi Cups! The Printing Turned Out Super Well And I’m In Love!

I made some Dungeon Meshi cups! The printing turned out super well and I’m in love!

I will be bringing these to Doujima and will also put it up on my online store afterwards!

1 year ago

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

11 months ago

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

My Gay Ass Just Assumed Crystal Was Experiencing Beautiful Lesbian Love
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Call Me Squid (please)

Hi! Your local gay cephalopod, I do art and am in to many fandoms. they/them works for me! Free Gaza and Palestine!!🇦🇪

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