With Everything Happening In The U.s Right Now.... Do You Think We'll Get Another Song Like Love It If

As much as gaylors are "the problem in this fandom", you don't see us harassing a celebrity who we think a song is about👀

I.E. everyone shitting on Harry rn, everyone harassing Jake and John for years, people hating Joe when the breakup articles dropped

Just sayin

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

Taylor when she got papped in nyc and the straight swifties didn't like her obviously queer outflits

straight people: oh she looks *cute*! but the pants are not for me!

gays: 🏳️‍🌈😍🥵😭🥰💅🏼🫡🫠🤯😏🏳️‍🌈

blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you, but we’re the greatest, they’ll hang us in the louvre down the back, but who cares? still the louvre.

- the louvre, lorde

do you think adam tucked to wear the dress?

Really not sure who is the hottest here. Dealing with unexpected feelings, brb.

they're boyfriends who are also my boyfriends and we kiss

the kiss is just so fucking sensual like the slight arch, the hair pull, the caressing of the beard. i love the way you can see how ross maybe goes to finish and starts pulling away and matty is like no no no kiss me properly like grab me 🫠 i also just will never be over how small and twinky matty is compared to ross who is so fucking daddy

The thing is, from the side it does look like Ross is maybe trying to pull away but from the angle that shows Matty's back (I posted it yesterday or the day before, should be easily traced) you can see that he's actually clinging hard and pulling Matty along with him, so... yeah 👁️👄👁️

Also yeah Ross is so big (and daddy) and Matty is so small and that does seem to tickle something in our cavepeople brains because I feel like we all reverse to primal status when we discuss that. I feel very seen in my being feral about it, so thank you very much 💖

she is so princess🥹🩵

like actually

Having my hair pulled while being aggressively finger fucked in doggy could fix all my problems I think

THE I LIKE IT WHEN YOU SLEEP FOR YOU ARE SO UNAWARE OF IT ERA.