I Love This Song So Very Much. I Will Forever Be A Mirrorball, YOYOK, And A Hate It Here Girlie Until

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

I didn’t spend my entire summer finally feeling like an empowered woman and trading friendship bracelets with the girls and gays for Taylor to be the heterosexual poster child of the NFL; for her to be an accessory to a man who uses her name for clout and disrespects her grind by acting like he’s just as special as she is. The mere thought of Taylor’s name being included in locker room talk is actually so sickening and embarrassing. Taylor aligning herself with an organization that has closeted so many men and has a history of protecting men who are violent towards women is such a slap in the face. At least I know Barbie would NEVER date Travis Kelce.

i think if they did the content their doing now during my "omg im phan trash let's watch phan proof compilations until we pass out" era at 14 i would have died! like i ran a phan proof instagram account, I. had a entire tumblr dedicated to them, I was truly phan trash.

People on twitter be wildin they were freaking out about DnP holding hands LAST NIGHT and now they're all "rewatch the coming out videos again you freaks" ???? I saw what you did don't hide from me

if lorde is a ft on 1989 tv I will actually die

Doing this again cuz I missed a few big names last time round.

like actually. that song is my new fave

the unspeakable things i’d do for her (is it over now?)

i need to know whos cats these are asap

catty healy is out of the naughty corner

1989 (taylor’s version) back covers re-imagined

the post that inspired my "The Seven Husbands Of Taylor swift- A Comparative Essay" cause I'm obsessed and queer and a kaylor <3

“When Celia said she couldn’t have all of me, it was because I was selfish and because I was scared of losing everything I had. Not because I had two sides of me that one person could never fulfill. I broke Celia’s heart because I spent half my time loving her and the other half hiding how much I loved her." (Evelyn Hugo)

People are already shading Karlie for sitting in the upper levels instead of being in the VIP tent, but where was Taylor looking all night, hm? It wasn’t toward the VIP tent, that’s for sure.