I Need Him And His Slutty Little Waist

i'll be the actress starring in your wet dreams or whatever it was that taylor swift said

she just keeps dropping hints if ya'll hetlors don't see it thats on you. Cause even if she did just turn out to be straight (which she obviously isn't) that would be a whole other problematic thing..... so which is she problematic or queer, which is worse to them?

So I came across this comment on a random reddit post…

I had never heard that before, but the first thing I thought of was all the pearl imagery in Taylor’s latest video.

Pearls, pearls & more pearls. Maybe something, maybe nothing at all. Just thought it was worth a share. ⚪️

These are some of my favourite matty tweets ever

‘right now i can’t feel my heart’

like actually

“I’ve been threatening to get my dick out for a while”,

Please do

blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you, but we’re the greatest, they’ll hang us in the louvre down the back, but who cares? still the louvre.

- the louvre, lorde

please accept this hidden gem for the "Matty is queer" discussion

(history will say the Gemini line is a coincidence but history also called Patroclus Achilles's best friend so I'd take it with a grain of salt if I were you)

my dads

"i should've gotten the slit on the other side because i look at you so much" SHUTUTUPPOUSSHTUSHS SHTUUUPSPPPPUUSHS